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| Each year, prestigious awars ceremony the brits takes plave. its always a celeb filled extravaganza, and what would a party be without me? so i aquired some tickets and off i went with pete and sis. we stayed in one of the plus brits hotels, obviously posh, just the way i like it and am used to!! |
| by the time we arrived there were fans waiting all over the place so i hid in petes trouser pocket just to be safe. once in we waited around for the actual show to begin. there was hardly a square yard without some kind of celeb there!! id been there for 5 minutes and i had already seen simon cowell, dermot o' leary and gary lucy. |
| the show soon started so i made my way to my seat. the show began in unforgettable form with frank skinners jokes falling flat. frank, who is an old friend, knew he wasnt on form but he carried on like a trouper. soon kylie performed and boy what a performance!! then johnny vegas took to the stage. his short speech put frank to shame and had the audience in bits! after that i went for a walk around the arena. the show was all a little too dull for my liking. it was then i bumped into Johnny vegas himself!! he was a little the worse for wear but he stopped to chat to me as soon as he saw me. we chatted about his speech and about the one thing that was missing.... MONKEY!! i have heard that he was a fan of my work and i was of his so it was a shame he wasnt there. we said our goobyes and off he went. |
| i then returned to my seat for a while. i was happy to see blue win best newcomer and something tells me they were delighted themselves! soon the show was as dull as before, what with westlife winning best pop act again *yawn* so off i ventured again. this time i ran into none other then blue themselves, they were engrossed in a chat with dec donnely but simon was more interested in me! i introduced myself and congratulated him on his brit!! he was very polite and thanked me. we chatted briefly as they were being ushered back to their table.so i quickly nabbed a picyute with him. he was about to leave but then demanded pete took another picture. this time with us both showing how kewl we are by posing as 'rude boys' and boy do we pull that look off well |
| soon the awards were over. all the top parties were fighting over who was to have me as their guest so i decided to be fair and go staright home, so i made my off to the nearest tube and left the awards parties to carry on without me. |
| the BRITS |