Mr Ted's Day with The Band Formerly Known as
it was a sunny summer day and i was bored. having heard that 5ive(as they were known) were to be making an appearance at Mtv i thought that i would go and make there aquaintance.
when i arrived at Mtv i was greeted by screaming girls. they were big fans of mine and had not bean expecting me to turn up!! i then spotted his old friend lena!
i thanked her for letting me know that 5ive were to be there and asked her if there was anything i could do to repay her. being a heeeeuge Mr. Ted fan she asked for a foto, and of course i couldn't say no!!
soon 5ive arrived and came to sign autographs for their fans. ritchie came running straight over to me and we chatted. pete introduced me and told him that i was a regular on the celeb circuit. ritchie  laughed and retorted "bit of a whore then is he!?!?" i thought that this was something to be proud of but pete soon told me what it meant.
i didnt't know whether to laugh or cry but i chose neither. i have one word for you mr ritchie BILLIE!!
next to appear was abs. he posed for a foto and discussed with me how he was proud to have straight male 5ive fans like myself. his sharp wit and funny voice made me like him instantly. it was just a shame he was so small. as you can see from the foto, i am bigger then his head!! shocking indeed!
scott soon emerged from the building and was the most excited to see me. when i suggested a foto he jumped at the chance and could hardly contain himself. we talked about his baby and he sed that he wishes that i cud be thier teddy!! bless him. but scott, everyone wishes that!!
last out was j. he made his way over to us and then spotted me. obviously he had heard about how my womanising skills put him in the shade. he avoided me and went and signed for the other group of ppl away from me. obviously jealous that i put him to shame when it comes to women me and j have yet to cross our paths.

now 5 are now more, but in the future i think that our pats may cross again. only time will tell!
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