As of Monday, 19 September 2005 (or Wednesday 10th Sektober Prime, UC 2020 for those readers in character), the following is correct. It is not much, but such are these dark days. For those that know of any mistakes, or if I have left anyone out, please let me know. Otherwise, just play more often and I'll notice you.
Lanfear the Coup de Grace of the Klatchian Foreign Legion, PMS in Platemail
Her nationality is Genuan and she is from Genua.
She thinks that people should take sword-swinging amazons a little more seriously. After all, you think it's a picnic wearing a cold brass brassiere (let alone finding the right size)? You think it's a piece of cake keeping those chainmail accessories from rusting when it rains? You think it's a walk in the park besieging a city when you've got PMS? Think again, you wimpy noncombatants! Now... pardon me a moment... have to wash the blood stains off these swords before they set...
Lamech Darling (not complete)
He looks very smug
Citizen in Ankh-Morpork.
Citizen in the Agatean Empire.
Lamech is a player killer.
They never know unless I write
This is no declaration, I just thought I'd let you know goodbye
Said the hero in the story
It is mightier than swords
I could kill you sure
But I could only make you cry with these words
You try to track Magistrate Sined L'Magii but he moves enter door, out of your line of sight.
You fire your toy bow to the west.
You hit Magistrate Sined L'Magii!
(�) Lamech: shared
(�) Aces: sp.un tm
Aces of Clubs grabs you by the hair and types out 'Read help WHORE' with his forehead.
(Playerkillers) Mancini wisped: david letterman's show often shows hilarious speeches involving bush.
(Playerkillers) Flamore wisped: Must... take sentence... as intended...
Laady Kinta tells you: its being pumped as we speak
PigSty (not complete)
He is a nutter.
Citizen in Ankh-Morpork.
Citizen in the Agatean Empire.
Bluius's wispy voice comes from the ebony faced watch, saying: The spawning mechanism seems to be working properly.
Hin-lop-heds wisped: Everybody pray for Iamoriginal the Revivalist of Sandelfon's soul. His faith will be tested against the raw strength of my honour and skill!
Halinn wisped: What does that mean?
Hin-lop-heds wisped: Gigantic whirlwind of stale beer the fool dies!
Stern wisped: rofl
Brother Mattimeo says: there was an old man called pigsty, who thought he was rather sly, he krept into a house, as quite as a mouse, and banged the door in his eye
Nayeli's wispy voice comes from the ebony faced watch, saying: i accuse you of being too clever for a warrior, pigsty.
To Do:
[ ] Climb the Hub.
[x] Guild Max - at 58 days, 14 hours.
[ ] Finish & publish my literary masterpiece on the philosophy of warriorizing.
[ ] Complete my draft of a play for the Dysk.
[x] Speak/Read Agatean/Djelian fluently.
Rylin the Uniform Presser of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
His nationality is Djelian and he is from Djelibeybi.
He is part of the Foreign Legion, his rank is currently
Sergeant At Arms (You can tell by the little crown above
the stripes). From the badge on his breastplate
(It looks like a man chasing a camel with a spear) you can
tell he is part of the auxiliaries, or as its more
commonly known, troops waiting for more camels do
be trained so we don't have to march through sand. Despite
this he is seemingly one of the few soldiers who joined
the legion not to forget things, which makes
him highly dangerous indeed. By the way he looks at you it
becomes more than clear he has seen plenty of warfare.
Citizen in Klatch.
Yet to be written.
Mr Woodpigeon the Cannon Fodder of the Klatchian Foreign Legion, The Djelian Bull!
His nationality is Djelian and he is from Djelibeybi.
He was haggard and gaunt with starvation and prolonged effort when first spotted, stained and scratched with desert-wandering, with blood-crusted bandages that told of fierce fighting. In his dreams he screamed of warfare and defeat, and flight before a stronger foe which drove him ever onwards across the sands till he arrived at the Legion outpost. Exhausted he signed up, and awoke a Legionnaire.
He is a wanderer on the face of the Disc and he has no destination.
Slingsby Mulligan the Boot Shiner of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
His nationality is Morporkian and he is from Ankh-Morpork.
He is a devilish handsome chap, reeking of the uppers but still with a sniff of the lowers. He has the most dashing look about him, a gent to the end. Of course, he is rather a bounder and a cad actually. But he is so trustworthy in appearance, that honest face, those sparkling eyes, that smile You could do worse than lend him fifty dollars.
Slingsby Mulligan is the halfbrother of Skol.
No reference.
Mr Hugo the Boot Shiner of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
His nationality is Djelian and he is from Djelibeybi.
No description.
No reference.
Nhobi the Messenger Boy of the Klatchian Foreign Legion, Philosopher of the Sand
His nationality is Djelian and he is from Djelibeybi.
No description.
OBLIVISCOR (I forget) - Klatchian Foreign Legion
Miss Rhapsody the Privy Cleaner of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
Her nationality is Klatchian and she is from Gebra.
No description.
A young girl from Gebra, Rhapsody fled the city at nineteen when her fiance, a man she had known all her life, was killed by rogues from Al-Ybi. In an attempt to either forget everything, or get revenge, Rhapsody left Gebra for the Klatchian Foreign Legion.
Sossy the Privy Attendent of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
He was, is and will be.
Sossy Neggs came to Ankh-Morpork to learn a trade. Within minutes of arriving his purse had been stolen, his belongings were being sold out from under his nose and a strange man was pressing plainly inedible foodstuffs into his hands. As any red-blooded Genuan son-of-an-onion-farmer would, Sossy spat his dummy and went off to get royally drunk. He woke painfully, swore vengeance on that terrible city and quickly hauled himself off to the Guild of Warriors to learn to swing a blade.
He writes home to his wife Chicka and mother Golda once a week, with the generous assistance of Captain Carrot. Carrot is also encouraging the lad to consider a career in the Watch, while waiting to return home.
Deaths: #1- Drownded in the river o/s Sto Lat. Praise be to the cre who made it much harder now to fall in accidentally...
#2- Took on Kess of Sek solo, not realising that the first time I'd killed her she was already wounded, or that she would chase me...
#3- Killt by a stupid evil cabbage in Sto Lat. Wimpy-ed further up the dark passage...
#4- see #3. How embarrassing.
#5- Bah! Stupid evil cabbage got me all enraged. Thanks to ipso for helping get my stuff back
Sardis the Privy Cleaner of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
His nationality is Djelian and he is from Djelibeybi.
No description.
No reference.
Veedo the Privy Cleaner of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
His nationality is Klatchian and he is from Al Khali.
No description.
No reference.
Greyric the Privy Cleaner of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
His nationality is Djelian and he is from Djelibeybi.
No description.
No reference.
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