Amazing Cat Haikus

A Haiku is a poem that does not rhyme. It has 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 syllables in the second sentence and 5 syllables in the last sentence. These are really cute!

You never feed me.

Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.

That will sure show you.

The rule for today

Touch my tail, I shred your hand.

New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound

cat vomit hairball somewhere

will find in morning.

Grace personified.

I leap into the window.

I meant to do that.

Blur of motion,then --

silence, me, a paper bag.

What is so funny?

The mighty hunter

Returns with gifts of plump birds --

your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.

Well, let's see you ignore my

sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.

You cannot see me if I

can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.

I fought for hours. Come and see!

What's a 'term paper'?

Kitty likes plastic

Confuses for litter box

Don't leave tarp around

Small brave carnivores

Kill pine cones and mosquitoes

Fear vacuum cleaner

Wanna go outside.

Oh, no! Help! I got outside!

Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One

has been trapped by newspaper!

Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.

Mine lies still in bed, then screams

My claws are not that sharp.

Cats meow out of angst

"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!

We could break so much!"

Litter box not here

You must have moved it again

I'll go in the sink

The Big Ones snore now

Every room is dark and cold

Time for "Cup Hockey"