Operatives Accuse Section of Unfair
Labor Practices
Operatives held a rally last Tuesday on Level 12, accusing Section of unfair labor practices and demanding better treatment. more…
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Some whispers accredited it to the shot of vitamin B Nikita gave him while trying to entrap Petrosian. A section operative, wishing to remain anonymous, swore that it was a side effect caused by the Viagra Operations had been taking to con George into believing he and Madeline were "mad for it." Still another rumor circulating was that it was the result of stress from one of Madeline's psychoanalysis sessions. Since no direct causes have yet been officially identified, rumors are bound to keep circulating. When asked about the change in hair
color, Operations would only comment, "Because I'm worth it."
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Nikita Nearly Blows Cover by Redecorating Her
Apartment for the Umpteenth Time
![]() Nikita nearly blew her cover by redecorating
her apartment for the umpteenth time.
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After thwarting a PLO terrorist bombing, George's communiqué contained the words "Neener, neener, neener." When asked about his communiqué,
George, the leader of all the Sections, said that his comments did not
show bad sportsmanship towards the PLO. "We won; they lost. It's as simple
as that," he said, adding in a singsong fashion, "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha" while
doing a touchdown dance in com.
After Failure of Latest Intel-Gathering
Prototype, After several frustrating failures
of new technical devices for intel-gathering, Madeline decides to give
the Occult a try. more...
Birkoff Caught Cheating During a "Stare Contest" [Reuters] Birkoff was caught cheating by blinking and then saying that he didn't during a stare contest held in munitions yesterday. Walter, who witnessed the event, reported, "He wears those glasses thinking that people can't see him blink during stare contests. But everyone saw him blink, even though he denied it." Birkoff was later judged as the loser
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