of all women's desires...
Always ready
for a booty call
Little do we know
that's exactly what it is!
Licking his lips, kissing yours,
He shows you what his body's made for.
He comes on faster than a freight train
Steaming at the back door...!
He starts when he's particularly perky
And at once,
he shows you the erotic pain
of an Elephant mating with
a Chihuahua.
Once he's charted your waters,
he'll always journey far and near
to trade his goods for yours.
But he won't feel you once more
you cower and tremble
with your fear of stepping outside
to be greeted by
The Walking, Breathing Penis.
