And the Kittens With a Whip
(good-natured spoof of "Cats in the Cradle")
"JED"

My show has arrived in the KTMA,
It came to the world in the semi-usual way.
But there were films to catch, and bills to pay.
It learned to rise though it got awry.
And it was going good 'fore I knew it, and as it grew,
We'd thought, "It's got to be real good, yeah.
You know It's gonna be real good."

And the kitten's with the whip and with some sandy dunes,
Little boy crews and the monstermen on the moons.
"When will we be back again?" "We don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

My show has gone to CC just the other day.
We said, "Thanks for the spot, CC, come on let's show.
Can we be in forever?" they said, "Not really,
Its just a few years to go." We said, "That's ok."
And we walked away, but our smiles never did.
Said, "We're still gonna like them, yeah.
You know we're still gonna like them."

And the kitten's with the whip and with some sandy dunes,
Little boy crews and the monstermen on the moons.
"When will we be back again?" "We don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

Well we got our own movie thanks to gramercy,
Though what they done to us was total blasphemy,
"Folks, we're proud of this. Can it be shown for a long while?"
They shook their heads, and they said with a smile,
"What we'd really like, folks, is to do a lot of cutting.
And to have really little showing."

And the kitten's with the whip and with sandy dunes,
Little boy crews and the monstermen on the moons.
"When will we be back again?" "We don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

We've not yet expired and my show has just moved away.
I called the sci-fi channel just the other day.
I said, "We'd like to be here more if you don't mind."
They said, "We'd love to, guys, but you've lost your time.
You see, our new rating's our a hassle, and your finale is due,
But it's sure nice showing your show guys.
It's been sure nice showing your show."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
Ah no this is the end of MST.
Oh no this is the end of MST.

And the kitten's with the whip and with sandy dunes,
Little boy crews and the monstermen on the moons.
"When will we be back again?" "We don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

And the kitten's with the whip and with sandy dunes,
Little boy crews and the monstermen on the moons.
"When will we be back again?" "We don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."