i
am a nobody
on a never-ending quest (for my self)

a self-employed missionary
in my own mind's jungle

a butcher with a bull
and a dull warped blade

a work of unfortunate
fiction

a desperate
fantasy, and

a practiced
individual

a flat
boob-job, and

a bank
that's been robbed

a xeroxed
glamour shot

an anatomically correct
stick figure

a blank
traffic sign

an incorrect
news report

a carnival
sans ferris wheel













dON'T
iDOLIZE
mE

                                      bY mStMUSZE
                                      copyright 2005


a trunkless
elephant

an ordinary bowl
a loop with no fruit
a honey scented hybrid
a walking talking processed food

a porkless piece of spam

and

green eggs with no ham

i am

an
american idol