Name: Ashley or Smelly Cat
Occupation:  Fart Tennis
Status:  What a skank
Name:  Lauren, Boomhaur, Fuckface
Occupation:  The Egg says: "Don't forget me Motha Fucka!"
Status:  Drunken Bastard
Name:  Baker
Occupation:  Kickin Chachi's Ass
Status:  Rugby God
Name:  Mara of New Zealand
Occupation: Team building
Status:  She's a rough bastard!
Name:  Sally
Occupation: McD's!
Status:  Lauren's Favorite Bastard
Name:  Wanda
Occupation: Stripper
Status:  Pimpin in da club