I thank the lord I'm not
the kind of rugger I would be
would be a rugby .....
Prop sir.
Why is that sir?
'cause I'd support a hooker
and you'd support a hooker
we'd all support a hooker together
we'd be alright in the middle of the night
supporting hookers together
Scrum Half: put it in
Inside Center: look for the hole
Forward: get stripped
Back: get sacked
Flanker: get off quick
Shorts: go up your butt
Eight: hold till you come
Wing: never get it
Fullback: kick balls
Halftime Orange: get sucked
Mouth guard: get licked; get sucked
Spectator on a rainy day: come in rubbers; be wet
Goal Posts: get split; stand erect
Cleats: get screwed
Groundskeeper: do lines
Whistle: get blown
Ball: get pumped
Pitch: grow weed
Rule Book: get violated
Referee: blow hard
Olé zooma zooma zooma
Olé zooma zooma chief
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause...
He's only got 12 friends
His mother won't put out
His dad would fix the games
The Jew won't pay his dues
He's nailed to a fucking cross
He wears a fucking dress
The ball go through his hands
The uprights give him flashbacks
Jesus can't play touch judge 'cause his arms point in both ways
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's in the hooker position
Jesus knows we're only kidding (3X)
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Jesus, Jesus please forgive us (3X)
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Free beer for all the ruggers (3X)
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.
