Poetry That Warms the Heart
by Ryan S. Thibodeau
				Roses are red, Violets are blue. Ice is cold, Cold doesn't rhyme with soup. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Tissues are usually white, You can blow your nose in them. Roses are red, Violets are blue. People get tummyaches, If people didn't have tummies, they wouldn't get tummyaches. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The earth moves on its axis, You shouldn't eat dandelions. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Computers make life easier, If you don't own a computer, your life is hard. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Celebrities hardly ever live in cars, But they own some cars. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Grass needs to be cut, Grass is like hair. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rock stars like to party, I hope they're responsible when they party. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Silk is one of the finer fabrics, Ron Popeil is a genius. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Chinese people speak Chinese, I bet a few of them can speak other languages. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have too much time on my hands, But I also wish I had more time. Roses are red, Violets are blue. It's not easy being smart, But it's easier than riding a bike with no wheels. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The Price is Right is a good show, Check your local listings. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Ice cream is a tasty treat, Plumbers are notoriously lazy.
		Roses are red, Violets are blue. I eat lots of cashews, Cashews are like peanuts, only tastier. Roses are red, Violets are blue. People run to get in shape, When people are in shape, they feel better. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yawning is a sign of sleepiness, Or is it? Roses are red, Violets are blue. Little kids like to tell jokes, But they're not funny unless you're dumb. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Cars go faster than people run, People wish they could go faster, though. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The last poem wasn't very good, But the next one will be. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Two plus nine equals eleven. Some people say two plus nine equals ten, but it's not right. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Books go in the ocean, Fish go on the bookshelf. Roses are red, Violets are blue. When I think too hard about writing nice poems, My head starts to hurt. Roses are red, Violets are blue. This poem is the last one, That I'll ever write. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm sure you're glad, The last poem was a fib. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Singing can be contagious, But not as contagious as the Ebola virus. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Dogs make people sneeze, They don't wear boots. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Writing is an arduous process, Arduous is a vocab word.