39. For each tattoo: 5
40. Do you ever smoke a cigar or pipe? 5
41. Do you chew tobacco? 10
42. Do you shoot pool? 2
43. Do you own a pool cue? 3
44. Do you carry a purse
(a) never! (fanny pack doesn't count) 10
(b) seldom? 2
(c) more often than not? -2
(d) nearly always? -5
45. Do your friends call you by your initials? 3
46. Have you seen "Claire of the Moon" or "Desert Hearts" more than once each? 2
47. For each pet cat of yours: 1
48. Have you ever served in the military? 10
49. Do you own a shotgun or target pistol? 5
50. Do you have a fishing license? 2
51. Do you bait your own hook? 1
52. Do you own a tent? 2
53. For each time you have been (10 max. per event): 2
(a) white water rafting
(b) jet skiing
(c) cliff diving
(d) mountain climbing
(e) parasailing
(f) hang gliding
54. Would you rather barbeque burgers than cook a gourmet meal? 1
55. Do you have a flashlight on your keychain? 2
56. Do you wear keys on your belt or belt loop? 10
57. Do you wear a watch with the dial on the inside of your wrist? 10
58. For each ad in women4women pesonals you've answered: 1
59. For each ad in women4women personals you've placed: 2
60. Do you play:
(a) an electric guitar? 2
(b) a brass instrument? 3
(c) drums (other than ritual types)? 3
61. Can you sew a hem? -2
62. Do you knit, crochet. or needlepoint? -5
63. Do you enjoy opera? -2
64. Do you watch soap operas? -5
65. Do you collect:
(a) stamps or coins? 3
(b) baseball or football cards? 3
(c) Hummel or Lladro figurines? -3
66. Are you aftraid of spiders? -1
67. Do you take the lead when dancing? 3
68. Do you drink shots? 3
69. Do you drink sodas or beer from the can/bottle? 3
70. Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot inside your mouth? 3
71. Can you set a bowling ball with your tongue? 5
72. Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose? 10
73. Is your favorite tree the pussy willow tree? 1
74. Do you keep a can of whipped cream in the fridge? 1
75. Do you carry a dental dam folded in your wallet? 10
76. For each earring above 2 worn in the same ear: 2
77. For each piercing other than on the ears: 5
78. Do you own a pair of handcuffs? 3
79. Do you ever wear a leather collar? 5
80. Can you do a cartwheel? 1
81. Can you climb a rope? 5
82. Can you jump rope? -1
83. Have you climbed a tree in the last 5 years? 5
84. For each cd/tape you own by kd, ME, Holly Near, Ronnie Gilbert, Alex Dobkyn:: 1
85. For each day attending womyn's festivals in the past year: 1
86. Do you go bare chested at womyn's festivals? 2
87. Do you own a vibrator? 1
88. Do you own a dildo? 1
89. Do you use any kind of strap on? 5
90. When French kissing your partner, are you usually the giver more than the receiver? 5
91. During sex, do you prefer to be on top more than any other position? 5
92. Are you a social worker or nurse? 1
93. Are you a mental health professional? 2
94. Are you a law enforcement officer or an attorney? 3
95. Are you a postal service employee? 5
96. Do you have a knife with over a 4" blade in a sheath on your belt? 10
97. Can you kill a spider with your bare hands? 10
98. Can you screw in a lightbulb completely unassisted? 2
Scoring Results:
Below 0: Hopelessly heterosexual
1-25: Bumbling bisexual
26-75: Faux femme fatale
76-125: Alluringly androgynous
126-175: Brassy dyke
176-225: Decidedly diesel dyke
226 or above: Testing transexuality using hormone therapy
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