| The Mafia's Drunken Adventures |
| Event: Girls Aloud Concert - Sheffield Arena 20/05/05 Contestants: AL, Jonathan, Mike, Tom Story: Wot an eventful evening this turned out to be, although the story hasn't got much detail as in true Mafia tradition i havn't got a clue wot happened!! The Event got off to a funny start in Donny Train Station when we was all making home made ragings. Jonathan somehow managed to drop his Seven strong soaking his jeans, once we got to meadowhall, he went to the toilet to use the hand dryer to dry himself off. We thought it would be funny to lock him in, found a cleaners mop and wedged the door shut, it worked a treat!!! Jonathan eventually got out much to the amusement off the full station my snapping the mop!! So, onto the next stop a pub the a classy name....BAR!!! This joint contained a bowling alley so we decided to have a game, a good laugh not much funny to rite about although the vodka was flowing down very well by this time. Time was getting on and we was already late for the concert so onto the Arena. Straight to the bar and we all ordered ourselves a few drinks to save the trek back to the bar, no... not normal drinks 2 triple vodkas each mixed with a bottle of VK, we took r seats and some support band was on, the drinks flowed down very quickly, I can remember doing the EASY chant then thats about it! Me & Jonathan managed to get kicked out for drunk & disorderly not exactly sure wot we did but it must have been bad to get kicked out, i cant remember much of the nite from then on, I know i ended up in trilogy but it is all a Blur. I left my Jacket & phone in nite club as well just to top it all off. Its all good fun!!! Roll on Tonight Keep It Gangsta!!! M-Unit - in association with the Muff Munching Mafia |
| Event: Wednesday Night session - 18/05/05 Contestants: Archer, Chris, Windle, Bryn Story: The night started (as usual), in the mafia's favorite establishment The Great Northern. As soon as we walked in the place the lovely barmaid started pouring that most sacred of drinks 'The Raging Bull'. Big Shaun bought the first round, ensuring that at least another two followed. Windle, having been out of Northern action for some time realised pretty early on that his night was destined to be a blur! We then stumbled on to Berlins where bottles are amazingly cheap on a wednesday, makes you realise how much you get robbed on a weekend. When a round for four people costs less than three pounds, its gonna get messy! Things started to get a little bit random but nothing really serious, bit of breakdancing never hurt anyone eh? The next stop was the Trilogy nightclub, but after successfully smuggling in Chris who was in a drunken stupor, Big Shaun recieved a phonecall from Windle who was stuck outside because of a blackcurrant stain injury incurred in Berlins. This could have been a devastating blow to the night if it wasn't for the heroics of Two Tone, who drove through to town with a replacement shirt a little after midnight. Legend! Once inside, Windle and Archer found Bryn and Chris who were talking codshit to each other while dancing the dance of love. The dancing then moved to the stage where Windle and Chris performed their own mafia version of the funky chicken to the sounds of 'Yeah' by Usher. A little soon after the night came to an end for Bryn and Chris, who began to start thinking with their cocks and went home to enjoy female company. Shame really because they missed out on a thirty quid bottle of champaine, which Archer bought for no apparent reason. Looked gangsta walking round with the bottle though! As for getting home, its still a bit of a mystery? However, the long lasting taste of a kebab lingered for the whole of thursday so at least we got a feed! Keep it gangsta, not clean! Chow homies. |