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This website was inspired by none other than
David Lee Roth. That’s right kids- David Lee Roth! One day, Mr. David (as he is affectionately known in some circles) decided to get back at those annoying 419 scammers. After receiving approximately 1 000 000 similar emails (no exaggeration! honest!), I decided to emulate my hero, and also set out to scam the scammers. Although my results were not as brilliant as Diamond Dave’s, I hope you’ll enjoy the site nonetheless. As you’ll see, Buckminster Fuller (please forgive me Bucky) has arisen from the grave to have some fun with some not very skilled fraud artists. Although I do not feel sorry for greedy people who have fallen victim to these scams, I am sick and tired of receiving them in MY mailbox. Feel free to contact me with comments/complaints/death threats, etc…: mugubaiter@yahoo.com
Introducing: Oshogbe Ebaye!
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My reply: |
Dear Sir, Study this portion carefully and advice categorically, if you will be able to handle, as I might not want to be exposed of the information considering the source and reputation of my name. This money came about as a result of a contract executed on behalf of my Ministry, the (Federal Ministry of Works and Housing). This contract was officially assigned to be awarded and executed by two foreign contractors at the tune of US$80,500,000.00, but in the course of my negotiation, On actualization of the transaction, the funds will be shared thus: 1. 30% of the money go to you for acting as the beneficiary of the funds. 2. 10% for reimbursement to both parties for incidental expenses that may be incurred in the course of the transaction for insurance, phone bills, documentation etc, 3. 60%to me. All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for the smooth actualization of the transaction within fourteen working days of commencement after receiving the following information by fax: Your company s name, address, phone/fax numbers and the activities of your company. If you are able to handle this, feel free to reach me at oshoebaye2 @yahoo.com for a perfect understanding of the transaction. |
As the president of a very large company, I would be very interested in creating a partnership with you. Feel free to email me all of the details which you require that I submit to you. Sincerely, Buckminster Fuller, President, Weeinthebed Holdings |
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Dear Sir, APPLICATION FOR CONTRACTUAL CLAIM Yours faithfully (your name). Please, give me a call when you get this message for more details and clarifications. So that I can commence the processing of our claims. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
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My dear friend, I have waited all through the weekend and there was no message from,My dear friend,i am still waiting for a word from you so that i can know the next step to take about this transaction. G.O Ebaye |
My dear friend: Please excuse the delay in replying. I was away on a business trip. As the president of my company, I often have to fly very far to get my business done, and it takes up a lot of my time. As requested, please find an attachment with the required information you required. I look forward to continuing this business venture with you. Sincerely, Bucky (as I consider you my new business partner, I confer to you my most trusted nickname) Here is the letter I sent as an attachment. The phone and fax numbers were culled from spam emails I’ve received in the past and the address speaks for itself (notice how they each have different area codes!) |
My dear friend, I thank you very much for the email you sent to me,i must let you know that i am now a happy person because i have finally seen somebody willing to give a bank account this fund would be paid into.I must also let you know my dear friend that the documentations to this fund have been in my possesion for sometime now,all i needed was someone to stand as the contractor that carried out this job and immediately the funds would be released.I am at the hem of affairs presently so i think this is the proper time to transfer this money. I called but you were not there to take the call so i had to drop a message in your answering machine.I made the attachment you sent into a letter headed paper and i would be taking it to the bank this morning so that i can file for the release of this money. When the bank contact you,don't tell them anything just tell them to give you sometime to go through your documents and you'll get in touch with them,then you call me immediately and i will tell you what to tell them.But i want you to give me your personal number i can call at anytime and would be able to speak with you. I look forward to the time the funds would get to you and i will come over with my wife an children to come and settle down and get a little business i can manage to at least get myself busy.I would also want you to tell me in your next email want kind of business venture you would advice i go into,i will send pictures of me and and family for you to see and you will also send invitation letters to us,for easy prossesing of visas. My regards to every member of your family. I await your reply. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
Dear e-bay, As I mentioned in my earlier email, it is common practice here in the US of A to call our business partners by their nicknames. Please call me Bucky, it would do me a great honour. In return, I shall call you oshgoshbegosh, okay? It has a certain ring to it, don't you find? Say it 5 times fast, you'll see what I mean. Also, I am often away on business meetings, so that is the only phone number I can give you. I don't believe in conducting my business using my cell phone. Anyone can listen in to your cell phone conversations! The business venture I would advise for you is: leeches. Leeches are making a big comeback in the United States these days. It's all part of that natural medicine trend that is so popular these days. I guess you could bring over a lot of leeches on the cheap from Africa. And these invitation letters, I would be happy to send. Just let me know what you would like written. Sincerely yours, Bucky |
My dear friend, I must tell you the name you are giving me cannot be heard of any where in the world,even in korea.I would appreciate it if you call me osho for short. The registration certicate to the contract i have scanned but still waiting for your companies letter headed application i repared.I will send all the document to you so that you view them before lodging our account details to the central bank for payment of our money. After this,i will want you to still tell me about yourself.I will want you to come to nigeria so you know we have to start our friendship from here for future achievements. I look forward to seeing you for professional advice on business entreprenuer. I await your reply. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
Dear osho: I am somewhat confused. Are you saying that you never received my letter? The one I sent as an attachment? I sent it quite a while ago. I would love to come to Nigeria! As I mentioned, I travel a lot for business. When would it suit you that I come? In fact, perhaps I should come in 2 weeks' time! I have a window free then, and we could conduct all of our business in person! I am the president of a very succesful company. We make geodesic domes, in do-it-yourself kits. Yeah, I don't understand it either- what do people do with these things? But we sure do sell a lot of them! I am in my 40's, single, so if you could hook me up with chocolatey goodness, I sure would appreciate it. Yours, Bucky |
My dear friend Bucky, How are you and your work,with the kind of job you do, i now understand why you have very liitle time for yourself unlike those of us in government establishment that are busy most times only in the mornings. The attachment you sent to me came out well,but there was no signature in it so i just wrote (minsfuller) on that column,then i travelled to Abuja to register your company as a category "A" contractor in our ministry.The fee i was suppose to pay is $66,580.00,because of my links and personality in this ministry,I paid $42,000.00.But 66,580.00 is what is reflected in the receipt of which i will fax a copy to you for your records and i will also want you to keep records of any expenses incured from your end.I am sending you this informations because when this fund finally gets to you,it will be proper to set 10% aside to settle all expenses incured before having our percentages. I will go to the bank immediately i finish writting this mail to lodge our claim so that we can collect our money early enough even before your trip to Nigeria.I will want you to furnish me with informations from the bank as they get to you. I promise when you come to Nigeria,you'll get all the fun you want then we can make arrangements to also visit your company. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
Dear Oshy: A category "A" company, eh? That sounds like some first class stuff! Unless of course things are backwards in your country, and A is bad, and D good? Are things backwards in your country? Although I have traveled all over the world for my business, I have not been to Africa yet. What if I came at the end of August? When would be a good time for you- let me know, and I will have my secretary book a flight for me. I was thinking perhaps of flying on August 25th. Would that be good for you? Also, weren't you going to send me a picture of you and your family? I have included my picture for you. Please tell the bank to contact me via email. As I am often out of the office, this is the best way to reach me. I can check my email from around the world. Your partner, Bucky Here is the picture I sent. Oh, Bucky, you Funkmeister you! |
Dear Bucky, I saw your mail this morning and i want to tell you that i will be glad doing business with you.I travelled to Abuja after the last time i sent you an email,i went to logde our application for the remitance of the money into your account,my cotact in the bank was very nice to me he assured me he will help us with the transfer before the end of this month and told with to tell the contractor to come and see him for details of how the tranfer will be made,but i made him understood your company was a very big one and had branches in most part of the world and your attention is needed more often so you always have to travel to solve problem.He said i should get in touch with you so that you can come over and make a signatory on where you want your money to be transfered to. But first i want to know what they want you to show before i fix a date for your meeting with him.I will also get his private telephone number so that you can talk to him and know the kind of person he is,but i assure you he is a very nice person so feel free to tell him any resevations you have in mind. You look much more older than somebody in his fourties,i will like to see more of your picture.Please also make sure you make me aware early enough of any development from the bank. Attached is my family picture. I await your reply. Engr.G.O Ebaye. Here is his family’s photo. Look familiar? No? Try clicking here. |
Dear Osho: Did I say I was in my 40's? I'm so sorry- that must have been a typo on my part. I'm not used to typing my own texts, you know. I have a very efficient secretary, but I have wanted to keep this partnership top secret. I have not told anyone of our business venture. People are vultures in this world, and I do not feel like sharing my landfall with those bastards. I am actually 62. Thank you for sending me a photo of your family. They are a very handsome family. They look somewhat familiar. Have you appeared in any movies, or on tv? I am looking forward to meeting in person. Please tell me when I can book a flight to your country. We can settle our business very quickly in person, I believe. Yours, Bucky |
My dear friend Bucky, I would have been glad if your trip to Nigeria was possible immediately i saw this mail,but because of deleys in the actual date of final approval/remitance of our funds into designated accounts,we still have to wait until a date is fixed very soon. The documents we will logde to the bankers for collection of the funds i already have with me,and Bucky i know by the special grace of God,we will come together and rejoice as brothers about what has happened in our lives.But please contact me and let me know any information you get from the bank so that we can conveniently know when our funds are ready.Contractors have already started collection of payments for about a week now and since we did not get any information from them this week,next week should be.Just try and always be alert with your fax messages so that we can get our payments alongside other foreign contractors there projects have also been comissioned. How has been your various travelling trips,which country are you in now,i would really want to talk to you on phone,i call your number often and it rings into the receiver.Just give me your private call number and i will make sure i am talking to you before speaking,or you call my direct line(234-2-8107736) and i'll always make sure i receive your call. I will make all documents ready for you so that when you come around,the procedure will be just in time.Take good care of yourself and i will make sure i inform you of any development. I await your reply. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
Dear Osho: The number I gave you is my private number. As I mentioned in my last email, I am keeping this business private, and do not want my nosy colleagues to get wind of this. I have not heard from the bank. Did you send them my email address? It is the best way to contact me, as I check my mail often. I just got back from a trip to Amsterdam. We have a very important branch there, and I travel there frequently to do business. It is a lovely city, and I take advantage of the lovely ladies there, if you know what I mean. Do you swing at all? I tried phoning you when I got your message, but there was no answer. When is the best time to call you? - Bucky |
My Dear Brother Bucky, I was at the bank today and my contact at the bank adviced me that they need your fax number, as it is with only that, that they can send you the relevant documents officially,I have known him to be a frank and honest fellow, as such I respect his opinion. However, I gave him your email address and he promised to write you personally, His name is Badmus. I have decided that I give you my personal mobil line so that you can call me when ever it is convinient for you The number is 2348023250877. Call me once you get this mail so that I can hear my friend's voice. I would also need your mobile number so that I can always call you when I feel like talking to you. I await your reply. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
Hello Osho! I tried phoning you today, on the mobile phone number you gave me, but there was no answer. Are you sure that your phone is working correctly? Please try calling me when you get this email message: 281-500-4018 (needless to say, another spam number). I will be awaiting your call.- Bucky |
My dear friend Bucky, I can't understand,what is really wrong.The number i gave to you is working very effectively,i called the number you gave to me and a female picked it up telling me about many sales representative and that you could be one of them.I received this mail after talking to my contact in the bank and he told me our claim had been approved/acknowledged,that we should present the needed documents and give a date you want our funds to be transfered.Give me a call(234-2-8107736) immediately you get this mail so as to talk on arrangements of you coming over. I will stay by the phone until i receive this call. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
No reply- but I love the fact that he got to ask a receptionist if he could speak with "Buckminster Fuller". |
My dear friend and brother Bucky, Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
Dear Brother Osho: I tried calling you again, and I couldn't get through. I didn't even reach a voicemail message. Do you have voicemail? I haven't received any faxes, nor any phone calls. Are you sure this bank contact person can be trusted? Quite frankly, I'm beginning to have my doubts. In fact, I believe that I should come in person to finish this business. I would prefer to receive the transfer in cash. That way, I do not have to worry about the IRS getting a hold of any of this money. I will also be able to present my passport in person. One can never be too careful these days, and I will tell you now that I will not send either my passport or my driver's licensce. I am happy to present them in person, however. Tell me when and where it would best suit you to meet in person in order to finalize this business. As I mentioned in an earlier email, I can fly to Africa, or to Europe. Wherever best suits you. Yours, Bucky |
My dear Buckminster Fuller, My name is Dr Badmus Shinkafi, I am a director in the Central Bank of Nigeria. A friend of mine Eng Ebaye of the FMW&H has kept on pleading for my assistance, he says he is your agent here in Nigeria and wants me to make it possible that payments should be made to your company Weeinthebed Holdings Inc. for the job that you executed. What I told him in return is that he shouldn't be in too much of a hurry as there are several contractual claims that have been compleated like yours of which payments have not been made, and that we are crosschecking our records to make sure that we make payments to only those work that were actually certified compleated and of which we have the relevant documents to show that these job were actually compleated. I sympatise with you because Engr. Ebaye told me that you do not receive faxes that are sent to you from my office. I do not know how this is possible because when we send faxes that do not go, it is indicated in the machine, what I can do for you in this regard is to know from you what period you will be by you fax machine so that I can send to you all relevant documents that are meant for you from this office. I did not know you through out your stay in Nigeria, it is only now that you seem to have a problem that you want to remember me? Well, I am doing this with a clean heart believing that tomorrow, you could also be of assistance to me. Reply me when you get this mail, otherwise, I would assume that this mail did not also get to you just like the faxes. Regards Dr Badmus Shinkafi |
Notice the new guy? Amazing that both a doctor and an engineer use yahoo addresses! Dear Badass, I'm not sure what you mean by "I did not know you through out your stay in Nigeria, it is only now that you seem to have a problem that you want to remember me?" I've never met you, nor have I claimed to. I would like to meet you- I would like to arrange a business trip to Nigeria, but both you and Osho are stalling. What gives? Rather than faxing me everything, we can do all of this in person- quick and easy. You do want this business to be concluded, don't you? - Buckminster Fuller |
My dear brother Bucky, I gave Badmus you email address and he sent this mail to me me that he sent to you.I am in my office now and will be waiting to receive your call.Please call me immediately you get this message to know when you want to make your trip down to Nigeria,my number is 234-2-8107736. Note: forwarded message attached. |
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My dear Fuller, I would very much appreciate if you do come personally to Nigeria, because then things would be much easier and you would actually be able to see things on ground as they really are. I would suggest you arrange with Osho so that he can start preparations on your behalf. Also let me have an idea of the time you would be visiting. Looking forward to meeting you. Yours faithfully Badmus |
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My dear friend and brother Fuller, Before i begin,i must apologise for keeping a long silence.this is due to the pressure on me.i must tell you Bucky Good things are not easy to get.I have been trying all my best posible to make sure this transfer is concluded before the upcoming elections in Nigeria.I am sponsoring some people to run for some post,i need funds to do this so i have to make this transfer early enough.I was with Dr.Badmus all through yestarday,and he told me he was going to resend those documents to you,i have made all necessary arrangements on my own part and i assure you once you receive this documents,i will effect all your travelling arrangements to Nigeria so that we can collect our money and even get to know each other better.I also thought by the time i open my Box today,i'll see your mail,But suprisinly i did not get any message from you. I'll want you to please mail me to let me know if you received the faxes. I await your reply. Ebaye. |
Hello Osho. Well, obviously your fax machine, or Dr. Badass' fax machine doesn't work, because I have not received anything yet. Please send me the documents via email, and I will return them to you on the same day. Dr. Badass told me that I should start planning my trip to Lagos now, which I will do today. I will send you my travel dates later today. - Bucky Hello Osho and Badass! I have booked my flight. It cost me over 2000$ US, so please have someone meet me at the airport. If that is not possible, please let me know where and when we can meet to conclude our business. Also, let me know if you want me to bring any gifts for you and your family. Here are the flight details: Flight: KLM Airlines flight 7112, depart Spokane, WA - Wed, Sep 18 at 10:30 Arrive: Amsterdam Netherlands- Thu, Sep 19 at 07:50
I will leaving Lagos on September 25th. - Bucky. |
My dear brother Bucky, I am very happy to see your mails,i have worked tiredlessly to make sure we make a successful transfer of our funds,i just came back from Lagos where i went to see Mr Badmus,and he told me he sent you a mail telling you he would assist us.Bucky,as it is now,i can assure you that by the time you come to Nigeria,you'll definately collect our money. On your arrival date,i will be at the airport holding a flower to recieve you,i will also want you to send a perfect picture of yours to me so that i can equally be on the look out for you. My brother,i want you to know that Badmus is a very influencial person,i have on my own given him and his assistant good gifts. So i want you to hold,if i see any need you bringing gifts too i will let you know. Bucky,i also hope that when we finally collect this money,you will talk me into how to start a perfect business because we that have only worked in Govt establishments don't know too much about setting up businesses. Please just be alert because i know latest tomorrow,the Bank will contact you and anything they tell you should be forwarded to my box so that i can know what they want and send to you via DHL. Have a nice day and may God continue to bless us.Amen Ebaye G.O |
Here is my business card photo, Osho. I will be holding my hands together like this when I get off of the plane, so that you will be able to recognize me. Please send me your photo, holding a flower. I haven't heard from the bank yet, but hopefully soon! - Bucky |
Bucky, Attached is a copy of your fax, I had to get from your file before making a photostat copy of it. The requirements is what is needed, they could be sent here either through fax or your agent. Once they are received, I can assure you that payments would be made to you without delay. My advice is that you talk to Osho about what gifts items that should be sent to some of these officials, they need not be expensive but should be able to make anybody happy, have your call card attached to them, in that way, it will easily be known that these gifts are coming from you and I bet you, they will really be interested in helping you. As regards your coming, there is no problem at all and I will write you a mail in that regards. Let me have an idea of what time and on what number I can call you. Hoping to hear from you soon. Regards Badass |
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My friend Bucky, I received your mail in which you attached your picture,it came out very clearly and i must tell you even if you don,t cross your hands,i will still recognise you when you arrive.I will prefer to send my own picture close to the day of your arrival so that i snap with the same cloths i will be putting on when i come to receive you at the airport. For quite some time now,i have not slept well because of too much thought about our money.If by the end of today we still don't hear from the Bank,i still have to travel tomorrow so that i can know cartegorically what is really wrong.Our payment date is getting close,so i should take all necessary steps to make sure we get paid latest next month when you arrive. I will want you to give me a call so that we can talk on phone for the very first time so we could get more familier before your arrival. Osho. |
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Bucky, I sent you a copy of your fax and uptil now I have not heard anything from you. It is expected that you send to us these requirements that were stated in your fax. I made a request that you give me your personal number so that communication with you would be easier but you have not obliged. I am still expecting to hear from you soon. Badass |
Dear Badass: I'm a little confused by your requirements. I can assuredly bring my driver's licensce in person when I visit, but as to the other requirements, I do not know how you expect me to get them. What is this certificate you mention? - Bucky |
My dear Bucky, After reading through your mail, I was able to understand your worries. This is what you must do, Write Osho right away and send the fax I sent you, also tell him that all you can provide when coming is your driver's licence and find our from him how the certificate and other requirements are to be provided. I believe he knows what to do. Also let him know that I want these requirement as soon as possible. Looking forward to your coming. Badass |
Hello Ebay! Please read the forwarded message and find enclosed a copy of the fax that Badass sent me. Can you take care of the certificates that he is referring to? I will bring my driver's licensce and passport with me when I come. - Bucky |
Dear Bucky, Badass actually copied me a copy of the fax he sent you and I have since been making serious efforts to make sure that I get all the requirements. Just today, I was able to collect the Job Completion Certificate. What I have been having difficulty in getting is the Tax clearance Certificate. This is because they want a certificate for a period of three years and if I am to make this payment it will cost me over a $100,000 but fortunately, a friend of mine who happens to be a senior official of the federal board of inland revenue has promised to assist me in this regard. He says that I should make a payment of $35,000 and another $15,000 which should be paid within two weeks.And because i would would want to take all the processes accordingly,I have been working seriously to raise the initial sum and I have been asked to come tomorrow for this sum.If i succeed,i'll make all payments immediately. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
Hello Osho! That is a pretty big sum of money. I tell you what, why don't we split the payment in half? I'll bring 25,000$ with me in cash when I come for my business trip. Would this help? - Bucky |
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Hello Osho. I will gladly bring the money with me that you require, and I will try to rearrange my business trip this afternoon. I will send you the new schedule. - Bucky |
My dear friend Bucky, I have been making all necessary arrangements that we must get our funds latest upper week thursday,i want you to book your flight plans to arrive lagos next week,send me full details of your schedule so that we can make proper arrangements on how to collect this money into a safe account within the period of your arrival.But i must confess to you,i have never relaxed concerning this matter,you are not here to know what it takes to clear huge sum of money from the central bank,i have always been there most times to stand for you and tell them you are taking care of businesses thats why i am acting as your agent in Nigeria.Those documents also with the tax clearance certificate i am yet to collect will be signed and our fund must be collected within 18 working days or withheld,and i should let you know that they regard foreign contractors as Big contractors that have come to carry out small projects in Africa and most contractors make full payment for tax because tha! t is where the bank and internal revenue board gets it's share so there's no way we can excape that payment.But now that we are getting assistance to make half payment and the balance after we collect our funds,the offer should be appreciated.I have raised $35,By monday i should get another $6 by God's grace.If you could send $8,400 by monday,i should be able to make the difference from my wife's account then i can make all payments with reciept issued so that when you arrive,you are my Boss i am your agent. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
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My dear friend Bucky, I was able to get the $6,000 i told you about,i am yet to hear or get any message from you,please email me to tell me the position of things,i am in the office now and will waiting to hear from you to enable me effect all payment latest tomorrow. Also send email to the bank to tell them the position things,and ask them exactly when next week our funds would be ready so that we can work towards that day. Ebaye. |
Hello Osho. I am sorry about the delay in replying, but I have been away in Amsterdam all weekend on "business". I have asked my secretary to change my flight plans, and they are as follow: Virgin Atlantic flight 10 on a Boeing 747 Jet Depart JFK Sept 13 23:10 Arrive Heathrow Sept 14 10:50 Depart Heathrow Sept 14 23:10 Arrive Lagos Sept 15 5:00 So you see I will be leaving on Friday, the 13th. That is a little scary for me, but hopefully things will be okay. I leave Lagos on September 23rd. Please send me your photo so that I know what you will look like picking me up at the airport! I will bring with me 10 000$ in cash and 10 000$ in traveller's cheques, and hopefully we will be able to clear up everyting in person this weekend. Yours, Bucky |
My dear Bucky, I am indeed happy that everything is in place as regards your coming. Towards this effect, I would want you to send to me by scanning your International passport or your driver's licence. I have immediately started making arrangements with top immigration officials to ensure that you are given VIP treatment upon your arrival. I am also making arrangements with officails of the CBN to find ways of ensuring that you endorse for the transfer of the money with minimum stress. All this arrangements I am doing is my own small way of complementing to your dedication on this project. Based on all these arrangements, I would like to crave your indulgence and task you a little bit further. I would suggest that you bring in sufficient gift items for the CBN officials, they are five in number. If things work out the way I plan it, then we would be able to sign the release of the funds in one of the CBN payment centers whereby questions would not even be asked at all and within the period you are here in Nigeria, get confirnmation that the funds have been credited into your account. I thank you very much and would continue to be in touch on a daily basis enroute London until you arrive here in Nigeria. I would immediately commence a prayer and fasting session in my church for your safe arrival, good health and for our ownward journey back to the United state. (I have a terrible phobia for flying) I hope to here from you soon. Yours Osho |
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My dear friend Bucky, I waited allthrough yesterday for your scanned passport,i also have all the originals of the documents i sent to you,so just come with the original copy of your driver's licence and your international passport,i'll give to you original copies of all other documents when you arive.I was at the airport yestarday,your flight is due to arrive Nigeria very early on sunday morning so i have to make sure i make all necessary arrangements before your arrival. I have two pictures i have been trying to attach to this mail but has been giving me problems because of slow pace of browsing,i'll still send them.I be coming personally to pick you at the airport so still view my family picture very well and i think you'll recognise me when you see me. I am very delighted you are coming,we are collecting half payment in cash and the other half would be wired to your account.please send the scanned passport so as to finalise all other arrangements latest tomorrow I await your urgent reply. Engr.G.O Ebaye. |
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My dear Buck, I still awaiting the reply of my last mail. Please do send me a mail so that i can know what is happening to you. I need you response as quickly as possible so that I can fully arrange as regards your coming. Expecting to hear from you soon. Osho |
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My dear friend Bucky, How are you today?hope all is well.I have been expecting to hear from you. I have gotten confirmation from my contacts that we shall be endowsing for the release of the fund in one of the service centres of the Central Bank outside lagos.The funds shall be credited into our designated account while you are still here in Nigeria.I was informed that will happen 48hours after endorsement. Top officials of the immigration department shall receive you upon your arrival at the airport.They shall take you through the immigration/customs here,you shall be accorded V.I.P treatment.My personal assistant along with escorts shall be at the airport to receive you. I have collected all the documents that we shall be requiring,so you do not have to come along with anyone.I shall supply all originals here that is needed.You shall come with your international passport or driver's lisence and your complimentary cards. I sincerely hope to hear from you today.i shall be on my computer system awaiting your return mail. Best regards. G.O Ebaye. |
Hello Osho. I'm sorry about the delay in replying, but things have been very hectic on my end. Getting together all of the money necessary in cash has been a little harder than I thought. But luckily, by borrowing a little money here and there from the company's various rosters, I have been able to get all of the funds. PLEASE send me a photo of the person who will be picking me up! How else will I be able to recognize them?! I will check my email when I land in London. - Bucky |
My dear friend Bucky, I saw your mail this morning and ever since yesterday,i have been trying to send the photograph of my personal assistant through attachment,but the internet service providers in this area are not functioning well.I am still trying to see if i could send the picture to you. Should in case i did not succeed in sending the picture to you, i have in alternative instructed my assistant to hold a flower as we discussed. Try as much as possible to send an e-mail to me when you are in London. Stay blessed and have a wonderful day ahead of you. Ebaye. |
Dear E-bay I am in London right now. It's great. Heathrow is great. Please send me the picture! I am really looking forward to seeing your beautiful country. I brought the following gifts: digital clock radio, Scotch, a diamond bracelet for your wife, a Rolex watch, and a Sony diskman. - Bucky |
My dear friend Bucky, Dear Buck, I hope you had a wonderful flight to London. I am quite happy to hear from you. I have instructed my Personal Assistant to send the mail to you from a service shop. In any case, like i told you previously, i have made arrangements to see to it that you are received by the immigration Officials.You know standardly, you can not receive visitors until you clear immigration process, so they will help you thru. My personal assistant would be at the airport when you come out with the officials, his name is Mr santos Okonji, he'll be introduced to you by the officials that help you thru.He will have his Identity card with him. I have instructed him to hold a flower and he will be puting on a red shirt with a dark coloured suit. No need for you to be worried. How is london, what hotel are you stayining there? Please do send me a reply mail. Thank you and have a safe flight to Nigeria. Stay Blessed, Osho. |