What if...
you are
Mulder, in a very happy relationship with Scully; you've been
together
for almost a half year now, and everything is working out just
fine.
No interference with work either, you've moved into her place
awhile
ago, you have great sex, and in short you both are very, very
happy.
Then,
one day, when Scully isn't around, you dig around in some cabinet
in the
bedroom, looking for your g-string that Scully loves so much; you
have
intentions of surprising her tonight... but then, the surprise is
all yours
when you feel something weird... you grab it and retrieve--
a purple
vibrator! The sound must be audible in the whole building when
your
jaw hits the floor...
WHAT DO
YOU DO??
:hehe...
dirty me: