[Cheese] ok ok, you've got me- i am Billy Boyd

[1of3] that is kinda sad

mulysa> whoa.!!

[Dove] read the topic cheese

[1of3] oooooohhhhhhh i am billy boyds sister???

mulysa> billy..!!

[chucks888] the Mojo is confused, and most likely drugged out of his mind

[1of3] cccccoooooooooolllllllllllllll

mulysa> ;)

[Cheese] oh

[Dove] lol chuck

[chucks888] sweet, so mojo was right

[Cheese] I guess i'll have to kick myself outn ow

[Cheese] forever

[Dove] lol

mulysa> lol

[Dove] <---cheese's mother

[Dove] go to your room!

[1of3] oohh does that mean you are my mom too?

[Cheese] :(

[Dove] no 1of3

[Cheese] 1 and I are sisters, though

[1of3] heheh

[Dove] really oh yeh

[Dove] ok then

[Dove] <----1of3's mother too

[Cheese] jeez- we're all becoming related

mulysa> not me..gah

[Dove] chuck is your father

[Cheese] this is like West Virginia or something

[Dove] LOL

[1of3] aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am going to disown my paretns

[Dove] LOL

[Dove] wait till your father gets home!

[chucks888] yeah i'm your father

[1of3] ::stomps on floor:: i don't wanna!

[Cheese] .

[Dove] sounds like Star Wars

[chucks888] gah i give up, it's too hard building a site from pure html

[Dove] you're not in trouble 1of3

[Cheese] Moooommmyy!! Saaraa hit me

[Dove] poor chuck

[1of3] cheese you really need to stop hitting yourself

[Cheese] i know you are, but what am i?

[chucks888] "Mommy! Daddy cut my hand off!!!" (deleted Star Wars scenes)

[Dove] <---cooks chuck something yummie

[Dove] LOL

[1of3] lol chuck

[Dove] LOL cheese

mulysa> lol

[1of3] cheese shut your but your teeth are showing

[chucks888] how do you get text....under a picture.....**dies**

[1of3] yeah!!!!

mulysa> erm..

[1of3] dadys dead!!!!

[Dove] 1of3!!!

mulysa> ::revives chuck::

[Cheese] that's MY line YOU STUPID BINT

[1of3] ::jumps up and down on chuck::;

[Dove] <<<------widdowed

[chucks888] ouch, ok you need to cut back on chocolate cake 1/3

[Dove] lol

mulysa> wha..?

[chucks888] **shakes finger at 1/3**

[1of3] lol

[Cheese] ::tugs on Doves sleeve:: when're we makin cookies?

[Dove] <----hands cookies to her kids

[1of3] yeah!!!!!!!!

[1of3] cookies!!!1

[Dove] eat these old cookies first

[Cheese] thank you

[1of3] ::grabs cheese cookie and runs away::

[1of3] heheheheheh

[Cheese] ::punches 1of3 in the face::

[Dove] <----wathces her kids fight with admiration

[1of3] :::ducks and cheese hits mom:::

[Dove] aaahhhg

[Dove] D'oh!

[1of3] hehehe you hit mommy!!

[chucks888] alright cheese!

[Dove] Time out!

[Dove] <---sits cheese in 1 corner

[Dove] <---sits 1of3 in different corner

[Cheese] I DONT WANNA GO IN 1's CORNER

[chucks888] it's all fun and games until someone gets punched in the face, then it gets

- REALLY fun!

mulysa> lol

[1of3] but mooooom she started it

[Dove] lol

[Dove] sit in your corner

[1of3] :::throws spitball at cheese:::

[chucks888] **punches chuck in the face**

[Cheese] ::throws an ILP temper tantrum::

[Dove] stay there or no Two Towers

[Cheese] I HATE YOU ALL

[Cheese] ::cries::

mulysa> aww

[1of3] you are mean!! id on't want oyou as a mommy

mulysa> but..ilp..yer trekkie..talk bout him..?;)

[Dove] ahhh...i feel so loved

[chucks888] oh gah ilp sized tantrum

[Cheese] waaaaa

[Cheese] waaaaaaa

[Dove] take out the trash,chuck

[Cheese] i hate this place

mulysa> awww

[Cheese] ::puts on headphones::

mulysa> ::pats cheese on back::

[1of3] ::starts crying:::

[chucks888] hey **does the vulcan neck pinch thing on ilp**

mulysa> aww..

[Cheese] ::ignores everyone::

mulysa> ::pats 1 on back::

[1of3] lol mul

[1of3] :::bites chuck::::

[Dove] is mulysa the guardian angel?

[1of3] :PPPPPPPPP

[chucks888] owww ! you $%#@! !!#IO@#)(!

[Dove] 1

[Dove] 2

[Dove] 3

mulysa> whoa..!

[Cheese] .

[1of3] LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dove] LOL

[Dove] ok thats it!!

[1of3] mommy daddy called me names!!!!

[Dove] no Tow Towers

[1of3] ::quivers in fear::::

[Dove] you bit him!

[chucks888] those symbols mean "my precious angel darling"

[1of3] ::sticks tougne out at cheese::

mulysa> lol

[Cheese] ::pees on the floor::

[Dove] LOL

[Cheese] ::sits in pee::

mulysa> ack!!!

[1of3] hehehe

mulysa> eewww

[1of3] moooommmmyyyyyy cheese peed!!!!!1

[chucks888] well, I should start behaving like a really good dad

[Dove] <---drags out the mop

[chucks888] **heads to the couch to watch football**

[1of3] LOL!

[chucks888] **eyes glaze over**

[Dove] good boy chuck

[chucks888] **nothing exists besides the packers and the steelers at this moment**

[Cheese] ::licks floor::

[Dove] chuck, just do as i say and everyone is happy

[1of3] eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

[Dove] nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dove] pulls cheese up

[chucks888] **ignores pee licking individual**

[1of3] mmmmmmoooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm cheese LICKED the floor!

[Cheese] awww...mommy

[Cheese] it tastes like lemonade

[Dove] <---mops the floor

[1of3] ooooohhh really???

mulysa> ack..!!!

[1of3] :::peees on floor::::

[Cheese] want some?

mulysa> no..!!

[1of3] ::licks floor::::

[Cheese] ::pees on 1of3::

[Dove] <---runs to 1of3

mulysa> ::barfs::

[Dove] NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cheese] ::eats barf::

[Dove] lol mulysa

mulysa> oh gross..!!

[1of3] mmmoooooooommmmmmmm cheese PEED on me!!!!!!!!1

[Cheese] mm

[Cheese] extra crunchy

mulysa> oh man..nonononnonono

[1of3] cna i have the big chunks???

[Dove] <-----cleans up the messes

[chucks888] hey...they scored.....yay....

[1of3] :::walks over to daddy::;

[1of3] i don't feels so good.....

[Dove] <---kicks and pushes icky chidren away from messes

[1of3] :::throws up on daddy::::

[Cheese] ::falls on Mulysa::

[chucks888] if i get another tie this chistmas someone will be murdered

[Cheese] oh hullo

[Dove] lol chuck

mulysa> eewww

[chucks888] **pushes kid away.....go do...something else....**

mulysa> ::pushes cheese offa her::

[1of3] :::walks to chees and mul throwing up

[Dove] <---whacks chuck in the head with frying pan

mulysa> hey..!i only threwup once..

[Cheese] i gotta make poopies

mulysa> go outside chese..!!

mulysa> cheese, even

[chucks888] **throws up on everyone**

[Dove] throws cheese ioutside

mulysa> chuck..!!

[1of3] ::scared of mul yellling:: poops on floor:::

[Dove] throws 1of3 outside

[Cheese] ::climbs in through the window and poops in Mul's shoe::

[Dove] throws chuck outside

mulysa> oh man...

[Dove] throws mulysa outside

mulysa> ::commands the heavens to bring forth rain...::

[Dove] locks all doors and windows

mulysa> rain..dern it..

[Cheese] ::tastes her own poopies::

[Cheese] ew

[chucks888] **walks into neighbor's house**

[1of3] :::crawls inot leather intriored car... pees on seats:::::

mulysa> whoa..!

[Dove] <---sits down at the kitchen table with a bottle of whiskey and drinks

[chucks888] **greets neighbor lady**

[1of3] :::runs to daddy::

[1of3] daddy daddy daddy!!!!!!

[Cheese] uh oh- daddy's gonna shag the neighbour

[1of3] lol!

[Dove] <-----sings to herself

[1of3] dady whatchya doin to her???

[Cheese] daddy, that doesn't go there

[1of3] lol!!!!!!!!1

mulysa> whoa..!!!

[Dove] <---curses under her breath

[1of3] daddy you are hurting her!!!!

mulysa> nononononono

[Cheese] daddy, why she screaming?

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[1of3] allo lacey was tea good ???

mulysa> hello lacey

[1of3] ::pees on lacey:::

mulysa> no..!!

[Lacey] hmm 'twas ok

[Dove] <------packs her bags

[chucks888] SHUT UP!

[Cheese] ::pees on Lacey's nose::

[Lacey] hey mul

[chucks888] let daddy do his thing

[Cheese] lol

[Dove] hi lacey

[Lacey] hey dove

mulysa> nonononono

[Lacey] hi cheese

[chucks888] hi lace

[Lacey] hi chuck

[Cheese] i peed on yer nose

[Lacey] i know

[Dove] <-----leaves thru the front door

[Cheese] it tastes lil

[1of3] ::Pees on cheese:::

[Cheese] like lemonade don't it?

[Lacey] gonna make me puke again if youre not careful

[chucks888] **bids neighbor lady goodnight**

[Cheese] good, i'm hungry

[1of3] yes chees it does

[Cheese] ooh look, daddys got cream on his pants

mulysa> no

[1of3] LOL!!!!!!!!

[Cheese] daddy, were you and the neighbour lady having coffee?

[Dove] <---slaps chuck and tells him he's got kids to care for now

[chucks888] **decides he would rather go to the bar and blow 2 week's pay on booze than face

- evil peemit spewing children**

[1of3] mom!! go sit in a corner!

[Dove] <----left

[Dove] <----went to Scotland

[1of3] :::pees on daddys pay check::::

mulysa> dude..so glad im not a part of that family...

[1of3] lol mul

[Dove] lol mulysa

[Lacey] <--- feart

[1of3] eeewwwwww lacey fearted!!!!

[Cheese] ::hides in Dove's suitcase and accompanies her to scotland::

[chucks888] don't mind us, lace, we're just reciting from a play called "The American

- Family"

[Dove] <-----hubby called her a naughty girl today

[1of3] oooohhhhhhh why?

[Lacey] oh yeah sure you are

[chucks888] yeah for what....occasion?

[chucks888] did he shout it?

[1of3] urm

[Dove] no chuck

mulysa> whoa...

[Dove] <------suitcase gets lost in airport

[1of3] ::calls cheese on her cell phone::: is mommy with billy?

[chucks888] **gets hammered**

[Dove] <-----drinks some more

mulysa> ::hammers chuck::

[1of3] um....

mulysa> hmmm..

[Dove] lol

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[Dove] <------plane lands in Scotland

[Dove] hi pinx

mulysa> helo pnix

[pnix-lurking] hey all!

[Lacey] hey

mulysa> brb

[1of3] all pinx

[chucks888] hi

[1of3] ::bops chuck on head:::

[pnix-lurking] brb - require food input.

[chucks888] good join the club

[Dove] <-----lost luggage and a happy-drunk

[chucks888] cheese requires liquid output

[1of3] ::lays down on floor and falls asleep::::

[1of3] lol

[Dove] lol

[pnix-lurking] woooohooo!! cold roast potatoes, and cheese slices for all!

[1of3] cheese?

[Cheese] eh?

[1of3] ::grabs for cheese..

mulysa> mmm

[chucks888] oh my! cheese! no!!

[Cheese] hey, get your hand off my chest

mulysa> sliced up cheese..

[1of3] ::Stuffs it all in mouth at once::::

[Cheese] you pervert

[chucks888] **eyes well up dramatically**

[1of3] lol!

[Cheese] those two things are for Stewart and Stewart alone

mulysa> LOL

[Dove] <-----goes to Billy's home and knocks on the door

[chucks888] really? ok **leaves hands on for a few seconds longer**........you sure?

[pnix-lurking] i think roast potatoes have to be the best food group in the whole world....

[chucks888] ok....well....I'll respect stew's property **hands still on said 'property'**

mulysa> hmmm

[Dove] <-----tells Billy her home life and he takes her in

[Cheese] you pervy father

[Cheese] ::slaps his hands away::

[Dove] incest

[Dove] ewwww!

mulysa> lol

[chucks888] yeah, it's probably a good thing you slapped them away, because i really had no

- intention of moving them on my own

[Cheese] yikes

mulysa> wrong

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[Dove] lol

[Dove] wb 1of3

[pnix-lurking] cloning....

[1of3.] stupid *@&#(!)($%&*#($* computer!

Dove] wb 1of3

[pnix-lurking] cloning....

[1of3.] stupid *@&#(!)($%&*#($* computer!

[chucks888] wait......what? cheese is my daughter?

mulysa> yes chuck..memeber?

[Dove] yes chuck

[pnix-lurking] I can see 2 of you 1of3.... does that mean that you're now 2/3rds?

[chucks888] should've paid more attention...

[chucks888] 2/6?

[1of3.] lol pnix

[Dove] you drunk slacker of a father

[1of3.] ::pees on drunk slacker of a father:::

[Dove] :D

mulysa> 2/6 would stil be 1/3 tho..

[Lacey] ok now i'm really worried about you people

[Dove] lol

[Cheese] lol

[1of3.] ::sniffle:: my computer hates me

[chucks888] who you callin a slacker woman! I'm very dilligent a drinker!

[chucks888] the bartender is the only person in the world who knows me!

[pnix-lurking] 1of3, you have to speak sternly, and then compliment it nicely..

[1of3.] lol

[Dove] then go marry the bartender chuck

[chucks888] maybe I will!

[1of3.] mommy does that mean I would have two daddys?

[pnix-lurking] alas... it is still too early for australians to drink...

[Dove] Fine!

[chucks888] why I oughta....!

[Cheese] daddy, when are you and the neighbour woman gonna throw coffee cream at one

- another's crotches again?

[Dove] LOL yes dear

[1of3.] lol cheese

[1of3.] oh okay mommy

[Dove] you oughta what?!

[Lacey] i dun think i'll be drinking much for a while, after saturday night

[pnix-lurking] ai...

[Dove] <---steps up to chuck

[chucks888] stupid child, if you had any sense about you, you would know my schedule for

- that is every tuesday!

[pnix-lurking] you have a big one lacey?

[Cheese] lol

[1of3.] ::whisphers to cheese::: daddys gonna get it now!!

[Cheese] sorry daddy

[Lacey] i got very very very pissed

[Dove] <---dont talk to your kids like that

[Dove] <-----shoves chuck

[chucks888] why I oughta......

[pnix-lurking] hahaha... thats what we like to hear!! I was the same state on friday

- night...

[Cheese] ah, Lacey- i feel your pain

[Cheese] at least you didn't send stupid emails in your drunkeness

[chucks888] **raises hands fiercely!!!**

[1of3.] lol cheese

[Lacey] i puked up in my parents friends van on the way home - not good

mulysa> lol..you..stoopid emails..?

[chucks888] **places them back on cheese's real estate**

[pnix-lurking] oh no!!!

[Cheese] that sucks

[Dove] go ahead! lets see what you got

[chucks888] i'm just not violent enough sorry

[1of3.] mmmmmmoooooooommmmmmmmmm

[Dove] lol

[Cheese] get yer hands offa me, daddy- im not neighbour woman

[chucks888] well she ain't in town this weekend

[chucks888] so.....there

mulysa> i feel so odd reading this..hmm..just wanna say again..glad im not in this family ;)

[Cheese] ok, this conversation is going down the tubes

[1of3.] tubes???

[pnix-lurking] going?

[Lacey] oh yeah and i puked a couple times in the garden at the aprty

[chucks888] yeah it sure is

[Lacey] fell down a bank a couple times as well

[1of3.] mommy isn't that what yougot tied after you had me an cheese?

[pnix-lurking] hahaha... lacey... that is no good at all!!

[Dove] so Tuesday is when the forum is going back up?

[Cheese] ::gives Lacey a high five:: Three cheers for alcohol

[1of3.] oh fun lacey

[1of3.] yes dove

[Dove] <---sits back and eats her cake

[Lacey] and i lost my glass so i started drinking out of a mug

[Dove] coolies

[1of3.] ::giggles:::

[chucks888] it certainly wasn't going up when you meantioned crotch coffee cream throwing

mulysa> lol

[chucks888] that's just demented

[1of3.] lol

[Cheese] heh heh

[1of3.] i wish the other me would go away

mulysa> well..chuck..you were the one feelin up yer daughter..;)

[Cheese] sigh

[chucks888] well, can you do me a favor and slap my hands off again? because...

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[1of3.] hehehe i left!!!

[pnix-lurking] there we go...

[Cheese] yeah

[chucks888] I just don't have the will to move em

[Cheese] that's the power of cheese

[pnix-lurking] somebody give me some motivation to go and do some study...

[1of3.] lol thank you cheese

mulysa> erm..study..

[Cheese] i won't make any comments about that Chuck, cause i'll just be breaking my own

- rules

mulysa> lol

[Lacey] umm cheese, just wondering, whats happening with the colours in here?

[chucks888] well, if you study enough, you'll be president someday pnix!

[Cheese] though i am very tempted

mulysa> i think the rules kinda..erm..yea :)