| In Spite Of Ourselves {ci:Intro:} [C] [F] [G] [C] # [C]She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny She [F]looks down her nose at money She [C]gets it on like the Easter Bunny [G]She's my baby I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her [C]go [G] [C] [C]He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies He [F]ain't too sharp but he gets things done [C]Drinks his beer like it's oxygen [G]He's my baby And I'm his honey Never gonna let him [C]go [G] [C] {ci:Chorus:} In spite of [F]ourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a [C]rainbow Against all [G]odds Honey, we're the big door [C]prize [G] [C] We're gonna [F]spite our noses Right off of our [C]faces There won't be nothin' but big old [G]hearts Dancin' in our [C]eyes. [G] [C] [C]She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She [F]likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs [C]Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs [G]She takes a lickin' And keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her [C]go. [G] [C] [C]He's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie [F]Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon [C]Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon [G]He's my baby I don't mean maybe Never gonna let him [C]go [G] [C] {ci:Repeat Chorus:} There won't be nothin' but big old [G]hearts Dancin' in our [C]eyes. [G] [C] There won't be nothin' but big old [G]hearts Dancin' in our [C]eyes. [G] [F] [C] |