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| "Nobody gets off Scott-free." ~Scott Lolmaugh "Dragons don't have nipples, they don't even suckle!" ~Joey "It's hard to stick to your guns when you're being bombarded by Christmas carols." -Me "If I was ever a prisoner of war all you'd have to do is make me hungry and I'd squeal!" -Erin "Yeah... BONERHEAD!" -Lindsay (thats only funny if you know Lindsay) (to the tune of Warewolves of London) "Ahooooo! Caribous of thunder!" -Erin (Explaining the game crazy 8's) "It's just like UNO, only English." -Joey "State of the Union Adress? How you gonna watch that when the Real World's on!?" -Diana (Throws on coat defiantly) "Frosty condensation be damned!" -Justin Gordon "This water tastes fruity, there must be gayness in it." -Me "Allison! Stop spooning my nuts!" -Krista "Who really likes God a lot?" -April Freeling "Every time I open my agenda I get an adreneline rush!" -Me "I had some grapejuice and I vomited." -Erin "No wait, I don't have any toes... That's because I'm asexual." -Erin American Government Quotes: "The world is going to Hell in a handbasket." "I don't think it's going to fit in a handbasket." -Ashley "Latino Americans are now the largest mintority in the US." "Well thats good. It'll cut down on pollution 'cause God knows they all ride together!" -Erin "That would have been my first, most huge, concern. -Karl "Karl's laughing sounds like a dieing pig hyperventilating in mid-orgasm." -Me "I want an assault weapon so I can..." -Erin "Don't say that damn word... darn!" -Mr.Storm "But isn't that the Republic policy, to exclude people?" -Cody (Now no longer Y-103 quotes) There is water all over the hallway. Someone in the crowd ahead of me says, " Somebody done sprung a leak!" Thank you Buchanan. |