toalex

Every once in a while, someone comes along that touches your life in such a profound way you just don't know what to do. I usually sleep with them. But these people, that change your very BEING deserve some credit, for putting up with your shit. That is why I am going to tell you about my freind Alex Cooper.
Alex Cooper, like Alice Cooper, is an awesome person. Though Alex doesn't wear chains and paint his face and all (as far as I know) he does carry a whip, and you have to admit that is hardcore cool. I haven't known him very long but already I am drawn to his personality and he has already changed me in so many ways. He is so very wise!
Take, for example, this peice of advise. The other day, he said to me, "Barb, don't drop the soap." And from then on, I haven't! And you know what? My life is CHANGED for it! Changed for the better! Since then I've lost 10 pounds, saved a baby from a fire and gotten a cat out of a tree! It is amazing, HE is amazing!
Not only wise, but the kid is a fucking genious. He's a super comic nut, and a comic super hero in my book! You'd have to be to put up with his brother and neighbor...
I don't know if I can go on any farther... I get all choked up inside. Just let me say, if you see him, you'd do well to talk to him, even if it's just for a moment, say you see him and yell, "Hey Alex, what are you doin' there?" Chances are he will change your life too. He'll say something like, "Thowin' a rock at the bees!" Awe inspireing.
Well now I'm bawling all over the keyboard so I really should stop! So heres to you A. J. Cooper!