tomiranda

Hey baby, whats your sign? For Miranda it isn't a pick up line, it's a way of life.Do you watch to make sure your stars are align, tellin' ya that you got your shit together? Well no matter how the stars are, Miranda never has her shit together, but man that girl can PH IT.
Please don't take that the wrong way, you sick bastard. We've already coverd one, the phycic aspect. But thats just the beginning of it! Second, and probably her greatest specialty:
Phychiatrist: Need someone to bitch to, bitch at, bitch about? M's your girl. You can tell her your deepest problem and she can perscribe any mud and herb recipe that is garunteed to make you forget em'. And 3 weeks later after the disentary wears off you won't think you ever HAD problems!
Okay, okay, you get the idea, another Ph... phyco. "Take me to the asylem boys!" (Need we say more?)
Photographer: Oh I know she's loving this one. Never fails you're trying to do something, have some social occasion when up pops Sneaky McKing, "Smile! SMILE DAMN IT! SMILE or I'm shoving this pointy object up your ass!" Yeah, I'm smilin' now! So there she is happy as a clam, click click poveroti. Which is fine unless you're on her payroll.
PHAT. Okay, no, I just don't say that. Don't hate the playa', hate the game.
Okay Now I'm running out of PH's. But I'm sure if I could think of some more Miranda would be those too. But above all Miranda is a F word. The F word means a lot to me, thats how I show I care, if I call you that F word you know its for real.
Freind.
Not only is She a freind but also a U word,
Understanding.
Above all she is feeling. Feeling and the dearest C word.
Compassionate.
And all these tied together makes her a big K,
Kind.
So Yes dearest Miranda, you dont' have to ask your cards of Tarot, or ask Cleo (even though you did teach her everything you know) for me to tell you exactly what I think of you. Miranda, you are a Ph FUCK. And that will always mean a lot to me. I'll always be here for you and can only strive to be a FUCK just like you. I know you'll always be here for me. And when we walk down the street people will say there go the biggest FUCKers I've ever seen!
M, we are a couple of cool Fuckers.