tosara

There are those unfortunate few who feel the only way they can escape the realitys of life by letting there minds drift compleatly from the earth and finally be free. The only way to do this of course is with pot.
Some of these unfortunate people let themselves go, and take advantage of thier green freind and need something stronger. They start to use crack cocaine. You will find that these peoples originally normal personalities are severliy altered and that they act like lunatics. Not your modern day lunatic, but the old kind that ran about in mad houses naked.
Sara Layher is not one of these unfortunate people, but I'll be DAMNED if you can tell her apart from them.
Sara Layher.
What to say about Sara? Sara is a strong person. Come on lets face it, shes the only one man enough to go out with Brian Watson. And well, normally you have to be a man to go out with Brian Watson. Thats why Brian doesn't go after her the way he would one of his normal partners, I guess she isn't equipt the way he wants. That and he thinks she square. I repeat THINKS.
There are few people in this world who have th gull and lack of shame to flash about 10 little boys in Clear Lake. Sure her bikini top "fell off" but come on Sara, do you really want us to beleive it was ALLISON who pulled the string? Oh we know better. Maybe Brian just isn't in the right age category.
Well let us see past that, let us see past the fact that this girl is a perv, and move onto the more important things. She is literate.There are few in my grade, well, in my county, who read books for pleasure. (Not THOSE kind of books and not THAT kind of pleasure you sick bastard!) At the moment I beleive she is reading Scilence of the Lambs. One of the greatest American masterpeices of all times. Thomas Wolfe has nothing on that guy.
While we're talking about brains, let me drop this in here for my freind. She got an A++ on her giraffe report. Did you hear that, an A++! Sweet Jesus! Not even I, the biggest kiss ass of all time, got TWO plusses. Hell, I didn't get any. But when you ask Sara who has more neck bones a man or a giraffe, what is her response? Apparently, she doesn't WATCH PBS. (May I note here that PBS is really, the only exseptable television station? Apart from Comedy Cenral, PBS is the only reason TVs where created as far as I'm concered, but that is a different matter altogether than my good freind Sara Layher. She doesn't even watch PBS for Christsake!)
Anywho, I'm running out of room here and I'm afraid I haven't gotten my point accross to you about what a wonderful person Sara Layher is. I wish there was a way I could somehow point it out to you in only a few words, but I'm at a loss! I am going to put this in the best way I know how.
Sara had to explain to me how to play baseball. Apparently you aren't supposed to use blue balls, which I unknowingly had been doing! She is insufferable and irreplaceable, and shes great!
Thank you Sara, for waiting almost 2 hours for me to get this done. It just took me a really long time to find a good picture of you.