-You've read all the Harry Potter books out so far ten or more times!!!
-You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
-You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape."
-Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly.
-You try every day to get people to move in pictures.
-You have a wand that you use a lot.
-Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment.
-You write to warner brothers with hopes to be cast in the next movie.
-Even thought you're American.
-If you were cast, you want to be Fleur Delacour.
-You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
-You scower the libraries around your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
-You check your mailbox for that special envelope with a Hogwarts crest on it every day.
-You tie a towel around your shoulders, steal your mom`s broom and zoom around the house yelling, "I see the snitch, I see the snitch!!"
-You sort everyone one you meet into one of four categories (Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Gryffindor)
-You have a "wand" which you point at people while muttering Latin words under your breath.
-You`ve tried to get into Platform 9 and 3/4 but ended up with a headache.
-Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it.
-You want more than seven books!!!
-You have a mirror you call "Erised."
-You go to Harry websites every day.
-You have tons of papers on Harry Potter that you printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
-You constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble/Borders when the next book is coming in.
-You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor (Me & Monica did that!!).
-You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
-Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it.
-You keep going to search engines, trying to find more fan sites.
-You want more than seven books!!
-When you heard that Harry might die in book six you tried to contact J.K. Rowling to give her your opinion.
-You saw the movie "The Haunting" & said flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
-You constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
-You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
-You beg your parents to get you an owl.
-You want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
-You constantly quote characters.
-You try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
-You get a diary and never write in it.
-You scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news or anyplace else.
-You eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; you get the idea . ..
-You automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter, & know they deserved it.
-You tell adults that they have to read the books and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff.
-You try (& are successful) to get your ant-harry friends to read the books (and like them)!!
-You break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones.
-Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction.
-You saw it 3 time anyway!
-You and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon you find with reference to Harry Potter.
-Any mention of Harry Potter makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather giddy.
-You meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
-You enter every Harry Potter contest available.
-You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
-You beg your chemistry teacher to help you make a "potion" and s/he tells you to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered by you any longer
-You are in love with Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and/or Tom Felton.
-You love Tom Felton but hate Draco Malfoy!
-You have dreams where you are a student at Hogwarts and you fly away on your broom to go to Diagon Alley where you have something sort of like a milkshake.
-You open your book, look at the page number and quote the entire book from there.
-You keep asking your school to change your uniform to black robes and pointed hats.
-You see a murderer holding a knife in a movie and you shout, "Expelliarmus!"
-You call your clumsy little brother Neville, the mean group of kids at school the Slytherins, your boring teacher "Binns," and you relate all your classes in school to Hogwarts.
-You try to make your chess pieces move and talk.
-All of your Harry Potter stuff is was carefully put away into a handmade wooden box lined with velvet then locked up.
-You get in arguments all the time with a group of friends on how certain names of the books characters are pronounced.
-You cut out peices of cardboard, paint them, then when you go to the store you take out the cardboard pieces and ask the sales guy and ask him how much that'll be in galleons, sickles and knuts.
-You draw a lightning scar on your face.
-You move your bedroom to the closet under the stairs.
-You have a poster of Hermione, Ron, and Harry on your bedroom door and you kiss Harry goodnight EVERY NIGHT!
-You saw the HP movie, your friends caught you practicing wrist movements with Prof. Flitwicks class.
-You brought your copy of Quidditch Through the Ages to the movie and kept shouting at Madam Hooch that the Slytherins were fouling.
-You mumble stuff to yourself in a British accent when on Harry Potter websites.
-You pray every day that the next Harry Potter books will have a girl from America who is Harry's love interest so you can play her in the movies.
-You plan on naming one of your sons Harry, one Ron, and twins to call Fred and George, and one of your daughters Hermione, one Ginny, and one Cho
-Every time Harry has a confrontation with the dementors, you eat a piece of chocolate when you finish reading it.
-You are absolutely certain that your letter is lost in the mail from Hogwarts and that it will arrive any day now.
-You are so jealous of Emma Watson and any other British girl who gets to be in the Harry Potter movies.
-You try to dream about Harry Potter.
-You play a sport and you imagine yourself playing Quidditch!
-You call Ridikulus & laugh a lot when you open you closets in case of a boggart
-You take an airplane trip, you are constantly staring out the window, looking for Mr. Weasley's car or some people playing Quidditch.
-You've seen the movie 15 times and can pick out every ibbly bibbly detail that they left out or changed (and get very annoyed!)
-You and your friends are constantly quizzing each other to see who knows more about Harry Potter.
-You have a Harry Potter tee-shirt for every day of the week.
-You wish your dog would grow 2 more heads.
-Your egg your cat to turn into McGonagall.
-You go to the pet store to ask the tarantulas why they're so small and if they've seen HagridYou get a
-You get a "You've got mail" and run outside expecting to see an owl.
-You try on your mother's new silvery material and expect to be invisible.
-You want a broomstick for Christmas.
-Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "Lumos" under your breath.
-You throw powder into the fireplace and get burnt trying to walk through it.
-You had to go to the hospital after breaking your nose running headfirst into the wall between platform's nine and ten.
-You point at normal things like parking meters and say, "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"
-You somehow are able to think of lots of different YKYRTMHPW...'s (You Know You've Read Too Much Harry Potter When)!
-All your friends buy you Harry Potter memorabila for your birthday.
-You have or are trying to memorize the whole book.
-All your school books have the Hogwarts Logo stuck on the cover page.
-You have attempted many times to play a game of Quidditch.
-This has resulted in MANY injuries!
-At the top of "About Me" papers you have written "Universe's Biggest Harry Potter Fan".
-Everytime Harry Potter comes up in class or TV you start jumping around in your seat excitedly.
-You have many a dream about being a Hogwarts student, being able to do magic and knowing Harry Potter.
-You are waiting to get your acceptance letter to Hogwarts that says "We are sorry we forgot to send you your letter when you were 11, but you can come to Hogwarts now."
-You dream about what would happen if you were in the next Harry Potter movie like what charater you would play, your conversations with Danny Radcliffe, the pranks you would play on the set.
-On Halloween you give little trick or treaters dressed up as HP characters more candy than the other ones.
-You try to persuade the Athletic director at your school to create a Quidditch team.
-You saw a girl with a "Brighton Quidditch Team" T-shirt and wanted to ask if you could join even though you go to the rival school.
-You keep asking your school to change the school colors to scarlet and gold (go Gryffindor!).
-You wait and wait for a Quidditch league sign up to come up at school.
-You want to be Seeker, just like Harry!
-You go into your back yard your in hope there will be gnomes running about.
-You go on strike because candy stores don't sell chocolate frogs or Pumpkin Paysties.
-If someone makes you angry, you challenge them to a wizard's deul.
-You have your friends send you flowers from Sirius Black on Valentine's Day.
-You start screaming, "Harry - WATCH OUT!" during the end of the first movie when Voldemort comes at Harry, and you end up getting thrown out of the theatre.
-You have added all the spells to your spell checker when writing stories.
-Your letter to Santa Clause asks for Harry Potter to be real person or asks for a Hogwarts acceptance letter.
-You've written numerous letters to J.K. Rowling with suggestions on a prequel, sequels (after school is over) and other ideas.
-Your ideal afternoon is to eat Harry Potter cookies from your Harry Potter tin, listen to the Harry Potter soundtrack, and read all the Harry Potter books in sequential order without breaking for more food.
-You and your other Harry Potter-obsessed friends sit around all night at a slumber party talking about Harry, leaving your confused friends who haven't read the book sitting on the side.
-You find that you are often trying to find a phoenix feather so that you can compete against Ollivander and make your own wands that work!
-You're in class, & someone does something to get the teacher mad, you automatically think s/he will take points off, even if there is nothing that contains points.
-You get your school schedule/timetable and convert your classes to Hogwarts lingo. (Math=arithmancy, science=potions, history=Muggle studies, etc.)
-You write a letter to 4 Privet Drive, Little Surrey, Winging, and complain to the post office when you don't get a response, then actually go to England to find the place.
-You buy Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and don't look at the flavor guide, because Harry didn't have a guide!
-You find someone named Ron with red hair at your school & try to get him to be your best friend.
-You pester your principal to divide the school into four houses.
-You are reading this list.
-And Enjoying It!
-You make a Harry Potter beanie baby.
-You are jealous of Emma Watson for getting the part of Hermione and you thought you could do better even, though you don't look like a Hermione type at all!
-You beg your parents to find out when they are casting roles for the next film and try to get plane tickets to fly to Britain to try out.
-You add the screen name HarryPotter to your AIM buddy list and badger the poor bloke with that screenname by asking questions like "Are you really Harry Potter?"
-You do the aforementioned with the rest of the character's names.
-You have named all of your fish after Harry Potter characters and watch them all the time, waiting for something magical to happen.
-Coca-Cola had the Harry Potter promotion, you bought thousands of cases of Coke, hoping to win the free trip to England. You are still drinking Coca-Cola from the leftover cases.
-You're an American and you start talking British, adopting words like "git", "bloody", "bloke", and "prat."
-You constantly remind people that you ARE one of the characters from Harry Potter and that Hogwarts DOES exist and that you are going to teach there someday. You then tell them to be quiet while you continue practicing your spells
-You actually keep records on the people and houses, occupations, passwords for houses, ingredients for potions; spells and their effects; sweets and foods in the books; creatures, birthdays, subjects, professors; papers like Witch Weekly, Daily Prophet, Evening Prophet, etc.; help with magic, books in the Hogwarts library, and much more.
-You long to visit london and find the Leaky Cauldron or go to Surrey to find 4 Privet Drive.
-You do a report on Scotland just so you can write a whole paragraph on JK Rowling, Sean Biggerstaff, and how people are saying Hogwarts might be in Scotland.
-You take people seriously when they say you look like Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley/any other characters.
-You save the ticket stubs from when you saw the HP movie the first time
-You spend your allowence on ONLY Harry Potter Merchandise.
-You will suddenly break off sentances by sobbing and crying, "What if Ron's next? What if Ron's next to die?!?"
-You annoy/confuse waiters by asking for Butter Beer.
-You think Harry should be a national hero in England and in the USA.
-You have written the President and Prime Minister long letters about this.
-You purposely choose 'English-UK' as your computer's language while getting a new e-mail id so that has a "@xyz.co.uk" at the end, making you feel closer to J.K Rowling.
-You dream up a new character for the next few books, who, ahem, very oddly resembles you.
-You decide that you will establish a school named "Hogwarts" and it will have four hoses named "Gryffindor", "Slytherin", "Hufflepuff", and "Ravenclaw" and the uniform will be black pointed hats and black robes.
-You draw a snowy owl, stick it on the wall, call it Hedwig, and talk to it.
-You decide that your younger brother who is eleven and has dark hair IS the real Harry Potter.
-You try to force this brother of yours to tattoo a scar on his forehead.
-You often debate with friends if the HP movie was better than LoTR.
-You really wish a 'Dementor's Kiss' could be performed on certain people whose brains leaked out at birth.
-You refer to your uncle, aunt and cousin as "Uncle Vernon", "Aunt Petunia" and "Dudley," respectively.
-You refuse to throw away old paper which has yellowed with age. What if its the MARAUDER'S MAP?!
-The moment you open your mouth, your friends & relatives say in unison, "If this is about that dratted Harry Potter...SHUT UP!"
-One of the rules of your house is "No HP talk at the dinner table."
-You have taped/recorded/cut-out every single video clip/sound recording/article/picture that has any thing to do with HP. (Even if its about the caterer for the HP movie).
-You claim to the judge that, "No, I wasn't stalking Daniel Radcliffe; I just wanted a piece of his hair."
-YOU ARE SICK OF WAITING FOR THE BOOKS TO COME OUT SO YOU WRITE THEM YOURSELF!
-You want to get a dog & name it "Padfoot."
-You complain because the Harry Potter trivia questions on the Internet are too easy.
-You wanted to be in New York City on July 31st to celebrate Harry Potter's birthday with the people on NBC.
-You're angry that the Harry Potter movie wasn't nominated for Best Picture on the Academy Awards, yet you're sure that it'll win Best Musical score.
-In all of Alan Rickmans films, you expect him to pester little kids like Neville Longbottom, & to start wearing a dress like Neville's grandmother.
-You get arrested for trying to murder Danial, Rupert or Emma - your excuse? : "I was only trying to get a bit of hair. Is that so much to ask?"
-You get sorted online
-You start a Harry Potter club at school so you have others in which to talk about Harry.
-You start a Harry club at the local elementary school, because no one at the high or middle schools wanted to join
-You write a timeline for the entire series, leaving nothing out.
-You go searching pet stores & animal shelters for a black dog in the hopes of finding Sirius Black in animagus form, ending up with several new animals.
-Your teachers ask you why you wear a black hat to school & all you say is, "Foolish Muggle."
-You were pulled into the principals office because when your friend said the words mud & blood in the same sentence you hauled off & slugged them.
-You call every wrongly accused murderer "Sirius Black".
-You buy a rat, name him Peter, and put a sign on the cage that says "Azkaban."
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