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Thou Shalt Not... Ashleigh's Pet Peeves
Thou shalt not shovel thy driveway into thy street. Thou shalt not pass me on snowy days. Thou shalt not pronounce mine name wrong. Thou shalt not drive incredibly close to mine rear bumper. Thou shalt not drive less than 36 on M-36 (in good conditions). Thou shalt not manage to get me in trouble for something thou did. Thou shalt not quote Napoleon Dynamite constantly. Thou shalt not yell at mine Maggy. Thou shalt not harm mine pets in any ways. Thou shalt not yell at me and not handle thyself when I yell back. Thou shalt not complain about stupid stuff. Thou shalt not let thy ignorance show. Thou shalt not insult mine Disney passion. Thou shalt not suck up to teachers and other people of importance. Thou shalt not wear green if thou hast red hair (except at Christmas) Thou shalt not insult mine tast in music. Thou shalt not tick me off!
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