Isn't Canadian Beer Strong...?
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs
be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about
the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic
beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up
with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a reeking dead
animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
same boring story over and over again until your friends want
to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really,
really big guy named Psycho Bob.