PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
people see the plain truth in front of your face? The
chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they"
call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is
gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other
side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road.
It's as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that
was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an
inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or
did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What do you mean by "chicken"? Could
you define "chicken" please?
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the
black man. The chicken crossed the "black
man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and
He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross
the road." And the chicken crossed the road,
and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?