"Dinosuar" and Barney: The Instruments of Chaos and Desctruction
You know, I'm all for people being honest and expressing themselves, but don't some of these people ever stop and consider that their words sound like a parody of themselves? The article below is an actual article responsing to the movie "Dinosaur" and when my friend and I found it, we at first thought that it was a joke, but these people were serious....
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"Dinosaur," the latest propaganda film from the
Disney company, tries to
indoctrinate America's children with the idea that it's "a-ok" to
have
disgusting sexual relations outside of a Christian marriage. Once again,
dinosaurs are being used to pollute our children's minds and turn them
wantonly to promiscuous, deviant sex acts. Barney taught our youngsters that
it was just fine and dandy to be a big flaming sissy who wears outrageously
homosexual colors like purple. The creatures in this film take that lesson
one step further into the pit of promiscuity. Coyly voiced dinosaurs spew
lewd and licentious double (sometimes triple) entendres and give each other
“come**messed up word**and get meâ€**messed
up word**looks that would make a streetwalker blush.
Indeed, even the most radical liberal can see the unGodly intentions of this
filth.
It is a well known fact that no one alive today has ever seen a dinosaur,
since God killed them all off in the Great Flood. But this doesn't stop
Hollywood from making most of them look like big long male sex organs. Even
the caves in which the dinosaurs live are made to look like the orifice of
a
woman's most sacred region. All of this, of course, was done intentionally.
As if the Discovery channel wasn't enough, now parents have to monitor "G"
rated films because Hollywood homosexual cartoonists are once again blatantly
attempting to recruit innocent children into their evil lifestyle through
the
big screen. This vicious attack on America's youth is the last straw!
As if the sex wasn't enough, the script writers also made
certain that the
film was as historically inaccurate as possible. Christian creation
scientists have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that human beings walked
the earth at the same time the dinosaurs did, yet there is not one human
being in the entire film. If you can stomach this, then your intestines must
be made of solid lead.
The satanic plot involves a young dinosaur who is continually
seeking
ever-greater sexual thrills through multiple partners, not caring whether
its
sexual perversion is carried out with a male or female dinosaur, and that
is
intentional. It just wants to commit unnatural acts. We don't even know if
the main character is a male or female, yet another instance of the liberal
Hollywood elites attempting to destroy family values by blurring the
God-ordained line between the sexes. This is absolutely disgusting. During
its journey, it meets three little monkey-birds (intentionally put there to
showcase the false and totally discredited "dinosaur to birds" theory
of
evolution). These little monkey-birds attach themselves near the dinosaur's
anus. It is never explained why. They just hang there through the whole
movie, and sexual acts are implied when the characters are off screen. One
might think they are just "hitching a ride," but when they take
flight, it is
obvious that they can fly faster than the dinosaur walks. This whole thing
is
just nasty. There is nothing funny about it. It is just put there to upset
Christians!
The agenda behind this film becomes even more obvious on examination
of its
marketing campaign. Burger King has joined the indoctrination effort by
distributing little plastic dinosaurs that can be piled on top of each other,
connecting the male member of one toy to the mouth or anus of the other. A
Christian committee was formed to study how these little plastic figurines
can be stacked, and found that incidents of perverted sexual acts well
exceeded 200. There have been reports of children bringing the dinosaurs to
the dinner table, innocently connecting them together in highly erotic ways.
Mrs. Tawny Huxton of Freehold, IA was shocked when her little son Timmy
attached the dinosaurs together in a grotesque sexual display in front of
his
grandparents. He said, "look mommy! They fit right together. God made
them
like that." Mrs. Huxton reports that she immediately seized the figurines
from her son and threw them into the fireplace. Her son was immediately
enrolled in Mrs. Betty Bowers' C.A.S.H. Ministries as a preventative
measure.
How blind does the liberal media think we are? We Christians
refuse to sit by
idly and watch homosexuals in Hollywood turn our children into sex maniacs!
They tease the so-called "religious right" with thinly veiled innocence
and
lure unsuspecting film goers into a den of iniquity under the guise of
"family entertainment." True Christians are rising up throughout
this
Christian nation, ready to defend our children and families from the evil
that Hollywood's alliance with Satan has wrought.
We urge you to contact your Senators and Congressmen and tell
them, "NO
MORE!" Our president, George W. Bush, will shut down the satanic
Disney's empire of debauchery the day after the November election, but how
many more children will be lost in the meantime? How many more lives will
be
destroyed by choosing perverted lifestyles at the perverse urgings of
Hollywood's elite militant homosexual activists?
The choice is yours, America. It's time for True Christians
to take our
country back and bring it back under the one true authority: God.
LOL!!!... I'm sorry, but every time I read that, i can't decide
whether I should be laughing or outraged at how stupid these people sound.
I have absolutely nothing against Christians, but this is...well, stupid.