Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A
very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single
roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while
yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES,
YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON." She begins jumping up and down and hugging
both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and the dealers
just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What
did she roll, anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought
YOU were watching."
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb.