More Fun Election Humor...
There is no offense intended at Democrats...hey, I pretty much am one. But these were pretty good, so I put them up...
DEMOCRAT RULES FOR GOLF
1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an
acceptable
score.
2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand, Republicans
are not
allowed to keep score at all. Democrats will appoint someone to keep score
for them.
3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a hole, a Democratic
appointee will sue in Court to a Democratic appointed Judge that the score
is invalid.
4. Holes for Democrats will be three feet in diameter(to
allow less
confusion); Republicans will use the regulation size holes.
5. If a shot is missed by a Democrat it will be counted if
the Democrat
intended it to go in, and can certify this by written statement from
Rev.Jesse Jackson.
6. Scores by Democrats can be changed after the round, if
they can prove
one of the following:
a) Trees were improperly placed on the course
b) Wind speed
was too strong
c) Water was placed on the course in away that confused the Democrat on club
selection.
New Slogans For Florida
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us
drive.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit
one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait... 10
miles.