Three Quick Funnies...
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. The balls are just for decoration.
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In an effort to help out in the current energy crisis, the
light
at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Sincerely,
PG&E Customer Service
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did,
in his sleep--
not screaming, like the passengers in his car.