A Few of My Favorite Pick-Up Lines....
I'm Irish. Want to taste my Lucky Charms?
Remain seated until my tongue comes to a complete stop!
Nice shirt. Think I can talk you out of it?
What time do you get off? "Cause I"d like to help.
If I were a Navy Seal, I'd take you to my room, lay on the bed and say, "Let
the journey begin."
You must be a genie in a bottle because I have this sudden urge to rub you.
Are you gonna dance? Or are you just gonna stand there looking good?
You better not go walking in the rain -- sugar melts, you know.
If I was Skittles I would let you taste all the colors of my rainbow.
I didn't know that the stars came out during the day too -- until I looked
into your eyes.
I'm writing a book about the sexiest men alive. So when can we discuss your
chapter?
My lips are cold. Can you warm them up?
If I saw you for a second in an entire day it would be worth it.
Am I just having a blonde moment or are you so totally sexy?
Don't ask, don't tell... and if it's good, don't stop.
Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sins are forgiven
so stick it in.
Are you a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!
If you're having nightmares, you can take me to hold tight all night long.
No wonder the sky is gray... all the blue is in your eyes.
Wow! You have big feet! Can I find out if what people say is true?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren"t so shy, I"d tell
you who.
I"m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Would you stop dancing and start kissing!
I want to be naughty as often as possible since when you spank me it isn"t
a punishment.
Don’t make me come down there and whip you.
Frown if you want to have sex with me. If you smile, I will assume you are
thinking that anyway.--something I messed with to make it sound better
You know, it’s not premarital sex unless you’re planning on getting
married.
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If God made anything finer than you she would have kept it for herself.
If I told you that I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
I knew that my life did have a purpose, but not until I looked into your eyes.
If I had you, I wouldn’t have to dream anymore.
I love the way you move-like butter on a bald monkey. I just have to say—LOL-it’s
berk!!
You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
I can get you in a sticky situation.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn-how much have you been drinking?
Hey- if you’re here, who’s running heaven?
Are you a swinger?
Boy, I’m gonna put you on my “to do” list.