Tee shirt sayings...
"Filthy, Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out of Three Ain't
Bad"
"Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"
"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No
Message at This Time"
"Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam"-seen on Cape
Cod
"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year
old)
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be
When I Grew Up"
"Procrastinate Now"
"My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse - He
Couldn't Do Better and I
Couldn't Do Worse"
"My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts- Do You Want Fries
With That?"
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M."(On a baby-size shirt)
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've
Been Doing Since
15"
"If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN
THIS CAR!"
"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
"West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names"
"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash
advance"
"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP - Park elsewhere!"
"DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music"
"They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was
already taken"
"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
"Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the
Frog"
"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing
to go on."
"If the shoe fits, buy it.----Imelda Marcos"
"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS But it uses up a
thousand times the
memory."
"The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're
through with it."
HAM AND EGGS A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime
commitment for a pig."
"WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."
"The trouble with life is there's no background
music."
"IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?"
"Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
"The original point and click interface was a Smith &
Wesson."
"MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
"Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."
"MOP AND GLOW Floor wax used by Three Mile Island
cleanup team."
"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
My husband and I divorced over religious differences-
He thought he was God and I didn't!"