Startopia
When you click on a Criminal and look at what his Criminal
Record
says you get some weird and funny Crimes. Here is all the Crimes they
can commit Mark Holland found this and sent it to me. So thanks Mark.
Spat in the primordial soup
Sent nuisance radio-wave messages
Memau smuggling
Bad poetry
Faking crop circles
White dwarf-throwing
Impersonated the god of a primitive race
Failed to pay Pole-Star Tax
Mooning
Asking to be taken to people's leaders
Invented nine ridiculous plans from outer space
Used primitive computer technology to control invasion fleet
Took over the mind of less intelligent being and made them look spooky
Opened wormhole close to busy planet
Harassing primitive flying machines
Repeatedly played simple synth riffs during the hours of darkness
Gave away the secrets of superior technology
Crashed into the desert region of a small world
Sending enormous lizards or dinosaurs as emissaries
Appeared in terrible low budget sci-fi movie
Dripped acid on other life-forms
Rippled the space-time continuum
Unauthorized mind probing
Face hugging
Exceeding the speed of light
Appeared in a form of computer entertainment
Came in peace then shot to kill
Body snatching
Broke the law of physics
Jay-spacewalking
Quasar-tampering
Hunting primitive muscular humanoids
Breaking and entering restricted solar systems
Space piracy
Mutilating cattle
Spawn breeding
Pretended to be a phantom and menaced people
Performing unnecessary surgery
Loitered with intent to cause a supernova
Raised evil mutant zombie army from beyond space
Tampered with the past
Tampered with the future
Unauthorised primitive experimentation
Possession of a concealed lasersword
Mind melting
Starship hijacking
Extinguishing suns
Abducting primitive humanoids
Erupted from hosts chest
Gestated within unwilling life-form
Unlicensed possession of ultimate doomsday device
Attempted annihilation of all matter in the galaxy