YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO STRESSED IF...
* You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
* The Sun is too loud.
* Trees begin to chase you.
* You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V.
drip solution of
espresso.
* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the
consumption of
coffee.
* You can hear mimes.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing
that you have
said it before.
* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
* Things become "Very Clear".
* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing
that you have
said it before.
* You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers
can
understand.