Kung Fu Movie Subtitles...
A list of actual subtitles from Kung Fu films from Hong Kong:
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldnt steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, Ill burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or Ill spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or Ill blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I shouldve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. Ill fire aimlessly if you dont come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your legs hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?