Success
Four men went golfing one day. Three headed to the first tee
while the
other went to the clubhouse to take care of
the bill. The three men started bragging about their sons. The first man
told the others, "My son is a home builder,
and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free." The
second man said, "My son was a car salesman,
and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave
a friend a brand new Mercedes, fully loaded."
The third man not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
stockbroker, and is so successful that he gave a friend
an entire portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few
minutes of taking caring of business. The first
man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons.How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well my son is gay and
dances in a gay bar." The others grew silent as he continued, "I'm
not
totally thrilled about the dancing job, but
he must be doing good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a
stock portfolio, and a brand new Mercedes."