SUNDAY SCHOOL
Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually
she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun,
called on
her while she was napping, "Tell me, Margaret, who created
the
universe?" When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny,
a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very
good" and
Margaret fell back asleep.
A while later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?"
But, Margaret didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, little
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said, "Very
Good" and
Margaret fell back asleep.
Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question. "What did Eve
say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again Johnny
came to the
rescue.
This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Nun fainted.