"don't worry harry,
I took care of it"
"why don't you go back
to your double wide and
fry something!"
"OMG i'm about
to have a BF"
"sometimes we don't do things we want to do because we know there's someone who doesn't want us to"
"I later find out that I have an I.Q. of
48 and am what some people call
MENTALLY RETARDED"
"How about a Tom
sandwhich- light on
the Tom?"
"watching Chester
screw the rubber tree"