Disclaimer: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful Romiko Takahashi and her licensees (Viz Communications in North America). This work is strictly for the non-profit enjoyment of fans. No copyright infringement is intended. This song belongs to Sisqo, it's not mine. All lyrics are in Italics The Thong Song-Sisqo A song fic by RJ Ranma was soaked, that damn old women got him again. The spunky red head rung out her pigtail as she entered the school yard with Akane. The Red Chinese shirt clung to her chest, showing off her shapely round breast. As Ranma pouted many guys turned and stared. Sure they know that the red headed beauty was really a guy, really Ranma, but it was hard for teenage boys to escape her looks. This thing right here Is lettin' all the ladies know What guys talk about You know, the finer things in life a heh heh heh Check it Out Akane noticed the stares from the onlookers. It looked like half the guys were getting hard-ons. As she walked on, she noticed the girls sneering at Ranma. They liked Ranma, they liked him better when he was guy. Not only was he handsome, all the guys in school stopped chasing after her when they found out she was engaged to Ranma. However, when Ranma was a girl, that was another story. "Umm...Ranma, don’t you think you should change back to a guy?" Akane asked him "I was planing to that once we got here." "Honestly, Ranma sometimes I swear you’d rather be in your girl form then anything else." Akane stated. Ranma stopped. "Are you kidding me?" He said with a look of ‘what the hell are you talking about’ "You know I’d almost anything to become normal again." She said swinging around. Now the guys were drooling as they watched Ranma’s breast jiggle. "Ranma, please...." "Please what?" She said getting angry. "You’re....um....." "What!" "It’s a bit nippy out, if you get what I mean." Akane said low. "Huh?" Ranma question, but then realized what Akane meant. "Ah!" She screamed as she throw her arms over her chest, looking at all the guys staring. "Eww, do I have to kick all your asses!" Ooh that dress so scandalous And you know another girla can't handle it So you shakin that thang like who's the dish With a look in yer eyes so devilish "Please do!" Someone snickered from the crowd. Ranma was not happy. She was wet, she was a she, and now all these guys were staring at her. What else could happen. "PIG TAIL GIRL! You have blessed me with your presence. Come with me, Tatewaki Kuno!" "Oh no not him" "RANMA!" Happosai yelled running towards her. "Just great." Ranma sighed. Uh You like to dance on the hip hop spots And you cruise to grooves to connect the dots Not just urban she like the pop 'Cause she was Livin' La Vida Loca Kuno ran towards Ranma, his arms grabbing at her. "MY LOVE!" "Ah!" Ranma yelled as he blocked Kuno with a kick to the face and uppercutted him into space. At the same time, Happosai attacked, but unlike Kuno, the little troll was fast and good. A master of perversion he easily avoided Ranma’s attacked and embedded himself between Ranma’s breasts. "AHHH!! Get off of me you PERVERT!" He yelled trying to pry the old henti from his chest." She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what Baby move your butt, butt, butt I think i'll sing it again "GET OFF! GET OFF !GET OFF!" She yelled twisting and turning around in the middle of the school yard. Somewhere in the distance, Nabiki was taking bets. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what "Come on Ranma put this on for me?" Happosai began to hold up, what looked a scrap of lace to Ranma, but wasn’t. "NO GET OFF OF ME!" "Ranma why not put it on." He let the piece dangle from his fingers, a very lacy, very black sexy thong. "AHHH NO!" "Come on Ranma, let me see on you. I’ll give you the bra to match." All night long Let me see that thong That was Ranma’s cue to beat the living crap out of the old pervert. He played him harder then drummer on speed. I like it when the beat goes Happosai started to see multiple Ranma’s. Duh dun duh Another hit to the face. Baby make your booty go Duh dun duh And up, up and away, Ranma kicked the old pervert into the sky. Causing him to drop the black lace object. Baby I know you wanna show Duh dun duh That thong thong thong thong thong "NOO! I special ordered that!" His yell faded the farther he went into the sky. Ranma was relieved. The old leach was gone. She began to look around and notice all the guys staring at him again, tongs hanging, eyeing her body. "RANMA! Your shirt!" Akane yelled to him "Huh?" Ranma looked down and notice she was no longer wearing the item of clothing he buttoned this morning. When he ripped Happosai off, the old henti must of taken his shirt with him. The beautiful, spunky, martial artist known as Ranma Saotome stood baring all in front of the student body. He quickly brought her arms up to cover her chest. "What else could go wrong?" Ranma asked rolling her eyes "PIG TAIL GIRL!" "When it rains, it pours." (song fades out as Ranma runs away from Kuno) Duh dun duh That thong thong thong thong thong end ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author's Note: Hi, Yes I know, I know stupid story, but I like this song, thought it could be funny as a song fic. Hope you enjoyed it, later :) RJ
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