| Humorous Quotes |
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| There naturally have to be laughter quotes! T'would be immoral to not have them! After talking about love, you need something to cheer you up, right? Well, I do anyway. Break your teeth on this culinary masterpiece of humor! |
"Excuse me, have you seen my squirrel?" ----Tiger "Oh my God!! I can't remember my password!!!" ----Trevor "Confucious say, sex on TV cannot hurt you......unless you fall off." ----T.J. "Confucious say, if man dips ladel in other man's well, he is going to get crabs." ----Bumper Sticker "Penal colonies make wonderful vacation getaways," ----Sej* "Ever heard of Death by Chocolate? I think I just commited suicide....." ----Katya "Your proctologist called; they found your head." ----T-Shirt "Veeeeeeeery shagadelic baby....." ----Austin Powers from Austin Powers 2 "I am a Jedi Knight; the force is strong with me........" ----What Tiger Wants Sej* To Think "There is no defense for 'The Crane'!!!!!!" ----Anonymous " 'Let's play Kick the Baby.' 'No! Don't kick the baby!!' " ----Kyle and Ike from South Park "I'm invisible......can you see me?!" ----Tiger "Your villiage called; their idiot is missing." ----T-Shirt "It's a conspiracy!!" ----Tiger "Life hurts. Prozac helps." ----Katya "Stupid questions come from stupid people." ----Sej* "I have the body of a god; unfortunately it's Budda" ----T-Shirt "Dear Lord, if I cannot be skinny, let all my friends be fat." ----T-Shirt "My bum is sexy!!" ----Tiger "Steve Forbes is a dweeb." ----Mr. Patterson |
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