Mysticonnie's Megalomania

I promise not to kick your ass

is this the kind of person you really want to get to know?

About me:Hmmm, I don't know what to say here still.  I've got this up cause my 2003 New Year's resolution was to become more web-savvy, although a personal website strikes me as slightly megalomaniacal, hence the name.  I hope I think of something that's more witty soon.  I I haven't learned HTML (go Yahoo PageBuilder!) but I can do basic cropping and sizing with Photoshop now (go me!).  Have I bitten off more than I can chew? More

Other Projects: Okay, well, there's only one.  It's actually much more interesting than this site. It's The Cheese Diaries! Check it out.  Add comments, as long as they're relevant. However, we don't want to hear about penis enlargement, Paris Hilton, paxil, viagra, roulette... you get the idea.

take that, Jar-Jar!

Bored?

Elvish Name Buffyguide Whedonesque U2 TWOP The Dialectizer Geek Hierarchy

Hobbit Name RottenTomatoes Slayage @U2 The Onion StinkyMeat Project Homestarrunner

Weblog

First Evil Blog (the humor may be lost on you, unless you watch this season's Buffy and LOTR Evil Overlord's top 100   I know this is old, but I nearly spit out my wine when I saw this  Once More, With Hobbits Brilliant.  Absolutely brilliant LOTR Very Secret Diaries Still not king Geek Test At 41 percent, I am a Major Geek!

Currently latest update: 4/29/04

Reviews latest update: 1/25/03

Workplace Hijinks latest update 1/22/03

Shoutouts:

Zack is crazy and snuggly, which is why he's my husband.  He likes coffee, Bjork, Dune, gaming and the History Channel.  He lets me win at chess, and he doesn't seem to mind (too much) the endless loop of Buffy reruns and LOTR on our TV.  He's making mongoose poop coffee in that picture on the left (really!).

Still Bored?

my celebrity crushes revealed...I have no shame

Tiffany is my co-worker.  She likes rock climbing, Patagonia, Trader Joe's and Pocky.  She makes me go to the gym during lunch.  She's also an Elven worshipper. Anne is a fellow Elven worshipper. Together, with Carla, we're determined to find the <ahem> "hidden" scene on FOTR.  She writes, and she likes cooking, LOTR, video games and whiskey.  We mock Angel on TV every Wednesday together.   Now if only we could remember what happened... (luckily, I tape it). Justin is my enabler.  He never criticizes my (often poor) choices, and knows how to not piss me off.  He lives in Westwood with his partner, Brian and Rusty.  He's also Tiffany's cousin - they have a huge family.  We miss him - come visit soon, Mr. Flaky!  And update your damn website! Jane is Anne's sister and a fellow fashionista.  She has one of the coolest personal websites I've ever seen.  She's also in Dealership.  Carol is very cool and wise.  She always has nice (but still honest) things to say, plus good advice.   She's Rick's (Zack's brother) roomate, and a good friend.  She also manages Shroomy Shroom, Rick's band.

this is kind of incriminating, isn't it?

Orlando Bloom                   Jude Law

Jen is a recent convert to the realm of Elven Worship, although she's more of a Strider type gal..  She's also a Buffy fan.  We're still working on convincing her about the hotness of Jude Law.  She does all the socially responsible volunteer work that I ought to, but am too lazy.  That's her in that picture on the left.

You must be really bored.

Life as you know it will never be the same (turn your speakers on!)

Elven worship afoot, while Meg patiently remains indifferent

Isn't this picture awful?  It's hideous, absolutely hideous.  "But Mom, I swear I didn't dip into the liquor cabinet at Ike's house..."