Seigino Mikatawa Ateninara nai by Smap ikeike boku ga kyuu iin hei hei (Hey Hey) meiyo no aru nande mo dakari soi soi (So So) sensei wa kokitsukau hibijoku waku ku ni ge ru kyuu shoku hi ni shuku dai atsume usagi noesa wasurezumi dame dame hora kadato fumanai hei hei (Hey Hey) mosa kaeru zo kyou kashomai hoi hoi (Ho Ho) juku wa benkyuu suru toko gakou wa koi no paya paya hade janai ga kataku ikiru no sa Darlin' nano ni kimi no kono mi wa afuna ge na warui hito [gomen nasai] to inere ta na kuzo wame kuzo uhi ni mu katsu aito yuuki no nadashii hiiroi seigi no mikata wa doko ni kiru no gaki no koro kara ako ga rete takedo seigi no mikata wa ate ni na ranai so demo papa shu se gao so ina hei hei (Hey Hey) hito wa ii ga you ryou nerui zo soi soi (So So) atama moshi roku narimama no unari nari ichi nichi kyuu kuta bire teru nosa Darlin' ii yatsu date yare teru yara re baka teru ge ikin mo tochi mo ya chin mo zenzen yasuku wa nara nai to mama ne meku honto no shiawase doko ni arunda seigi no mikata yo o shiete okure benkyou shita kedo kanu jo hai nai seigi no mikata wa ate ni nara nai son na boku no kokoro so oto umete kureru kozu kai... motto agete yo agete yo motto 2000en!! aito yuuki no nadashii hiiroi seigi no mikata wa doko ni kiru no gaki no koro kara ako ga rete takedo seigi no mikata wa ate ni na ranai majime hito suji sonshite bakari no papa wa hyo tsu to shite seigi no mikata...!! sekai ichi sa!!