I'm With Stupid
You
know your Pain when.....
�
You see red white and blue and automatically think
of the American flag (although several countires
have used those colors hundreds or years before us)
� When someone does't stand up for the pledge of
alligence, you automatically take them off your
potential friends list, even if they didn't stand
because of their religion
� You use 9/11 as an excuse for EVERYTHING
� You use the word "terrorist" all the
time
� When President George W Bush is on TV you MUST
see it and everyone MUST be quiet so you can hear
� When ever you hear the pledge of alligence, even
if your changing or eating you automaticaly drop
everything and rise
� You lost your mind and money at stores who
started selling American flags, GO USA t-shirts
after 9/11. After all you HAD to show your support.
� On memorial day you don't celebrate with a
barbecue like everybody else does, you watch
specials on the people that fought for your country
� You automatically think anyone that's NOT from
America sucks
� If it puts America or the president in question,
you automatically DON'T believe it without even
checking it out
� When you write a report on your hero, chances are
it's an America president or General
� You prefer country over rock and roll
� It doesn't matter what the wars about, you trust
it even if you don't know why it's
happening...AMERICA CAN DO NO WRONG!
� You think anyone who's a liberal should be
deported
� You walk around America thinking your invincible,
YOUR COUNTRY WILL PROTECT YOU, you have no to reason
to worry
� You constantly forget about the constitution
stating "free speech" anyone who doesn't
back America should be harassed
� You blindly follow and support the president not
matter what
� You boo a liberal before they even say a word.
A
more brutal description...
�
Your largest word is "hippie" second
biggest is "gun"
� Your an ignorant red necked sexist, homophobic,
xenophobic shit
� Your fat & you wear base ball caps and wife
beaters and your most popular English word is
"y'all"
� You enjoy Americas Porn, graphicly violent movies
and very American junk food....GO POTATO CHIPS!
� You have this insane grudge against indians
� You think every other country is rual, dirty and
poor
� You like to shoot poor innocent animals that
can't reason but can suffer...FOR FUN
�
You think everyone is a socialist Canadian commie
out to get you and all nations hate the USA
If
this is you, I suggest you GET A LIFE