CK is in the ring, he’s knocked out. Honus is tazer-ing him. Jerk. All he wanted was to have some fun. It’s a shame, a damn shame. Oh, did I forget to introduce myself – I’m Nakedman’s sarcastic, trying announcer. Now that he’s funny again – you’ll be seeing… err… reading more from me.

JF: SLOBBERKNOCKER!!! SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!

King: What?! What did you say Floss?

JF: HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!! CHOKESLAM!!! RIGHT TO HELL!!! That man is dead! He is dead, I swear by God!

King: Uhh… no. That was just a punch by Honus… what are you talking about?!

JF: LAST RIDE!! LAST RIDE! OH, WHAT A DEVASTATING MANEUVER!!

King: That kind of looked like a hiptoss to me…

Meanwhile… outside the ring, LDG and NAKEDman are going at it.

LDG: I thought I could trust you!!!

*WHAMM*

Nakedman: Ow… ow… hey… I’m not swerving you guys. I’m just-

*WHAM*

NM: Hey! That hurt. Don’t make me have to-

*KICK*

NM: Oww… oww… hey, aren’t you glad I’m funny again?! The Allstars are all about fun and happiness and teddy bears and love and joy and-

*BLAMM-O*… LDG jabs him in the face and he is out of it.

JF: Remy and Honus are in the ring… allied… they’re beating down CK, he seems to be out of it already. Man… excuse me, NAKEDman is out of it too. LDG has kicked the hell out of the ‘Allstar.’

King: So wait… is Nakedman not going to do those adorably angry OOC posts anymore? Shucks. Those were kind of cute – in a tiresome, repulsive way.

JF: Where is Killall?! Where on God’s earth is Killall?! That’s the only question I have to ask now!!!

The Match continues… as the CK is left cooked in the ring by Honus, Remy and LDG. Lt. Pain has gotten up and speared Emory… and Bobbybob is… uhh… a midget. Can Thrillall turn the tide?

Probably – he is really cool.

tbc by yo momma.