Allstar Table Main Event Continues
By Canadian Kid

Canadian Kid is laying motionless on the outside of the ring as those horrificly evil Knights enter the fray. CK tries to move his limbs, but decides against it as he just looks at LDG who is beside him, but unlike CK, she is beginning to stir.

Realizing that he has to act quickly if he doesn't want the dead woman gaining the upper hand, Canadian Kid sweeps the legs out from under LDG as she stands up and rolls over and onto her as CK throws a fury of fists at her tiny head.

Floss: I thought the tides were turning once Killall made his way to the ring, but they have turned just as quickly now that big George and the Knights have come down.

King: Oh look! That Canadian is rolling all over Livdeadgirl, she must be loving it!

Floss: What is he trying to do? Wait, big George will no longer have anything to do with this as he lifts Ceekay by the tights off of LDG and chokeslams him through...

The announcer's table bursts into several pieces as Canadian Kid once again is motionless beneath the rubble of the table. Big George looks rather pleased with himself as he decides to enter the ring to contribute to the mayhem. Meanwhile, Canadian Kid goes into a daze and begins dreaming...

CK: I'm so going to need another WHEELCHAIR when this is all done. WHEELCHAIRs are definitely over. Over like Thrillall. Hillsmall is so much cooler than Evo. So much more over. Evo should just realize the coolness of Millwall and accept the fact that he is no longer the coolest person in Cslam.

I wonder if Honus has retired yet? That tazer shock was quite the goodbye... I didn't know he cared. Maybe I could "use" the services of Emory once he is gone. Having water brought to you on a silver platter is over like gravy during Thanksgiving.

Bobbybob is going to bring the Allstars back to their former glory, it's about time. We have waited too long for this. I wonder how the old man's a-- is feeling after Bobbybob got a hold of it? A-- biting is definitely over like 10 super bowls. Over like Willtall is cool, and that's a whole lot o' over.

Hmm, where's Fleshie?