Canadian-the holiest of holy-kid and Fleshbasher look at Lt Pain, completely dumbfounded, after the former US army man and TX bingo champ utters the historic words...

Lt Pain:"My name is Lieutenant Pain and I'm an Allstar."

Canadiankid:"That doesn't sound quite right."

"Nope, he forgot to say maggots."

Canadiankid:"Good point."

Lt Pain:"So Flesh, what happened to Jack Diamond's mom?"

Canadiankid:"Yeah, how's Janet?"

Fleshie starts to nervously look around.

"Don't say that name out loud!"

Lt Pain:"Oops, sorry about that. How's the kid?"

"Junior's with his mom."

Canadiankid:"Aren't you afraid she'll raise him to grow up like Jack Diamond?"

"My stepson Jack is a fine kid, no matter how many people call him a blithering idiot, whutever the fook that means."

Canadiankid:"You were about to explain us why you and Fleshie came to CWF, Bobbybob."

Bobbybob:"Isn't it obvious?"

Lt Pain:"My name is Lt Pain and I am an Allstar."

Canadiankid:"No, not really."

"I'm here to eat turnbuckles, get my backhair done and put a new layer of green paint on my tongue...I think."

Lt Pain:"My name is Lt Pain and I am an Allstar...maggots."

Canadiankid:"Yeah we heard, El Tee."

"Yeah, we ain't deaf and we're sure not dumb."

Canadiankid:"We are def though."

"Werd."

Canadiankid:"To my mother?"

"Anyone's mother."

Lt Pain:"Except Jack Diamond's, of course."

Canadiankid:"Of course."

"So why were we here again?"

Lt Pain:"My name is Lt Pain and I am an ALLSTAR."

Canadiankid:"Do you think he's trying to tell us something?"

I'll be pooped in the ear if I know."