Truer Words Were Never Spoken
By Canadian Kid

Truer words were never spoken...

Fleshie: I'll be pooped in the ear if I know.

Lt. Pain: Listen to ME, maggots. I am Lt. Pain, and I'm an Allstar.

Both Fleshie and Canadian Kid look at the army man in complete and utter dumbfoundedness, with a look in their eyes like they were deer caught in the headlights.

Bobbybob: Guys, I was hoping I wasn't going to have to say this, but how about we get the band back together?

CK: The band? I know I play a mean air keyboard, but do you think this is the time to be making a band?

Fleshie: The band back together? Is Belushi back from the dead? Again?

Bobbybob: The Allstar band.

CK: Like I said, I play a mean air keyboard but...

Canadian Kid suddenly ceases to talk as he turns to Fleshbasher.

Lt. Pain: My name is Lt. Pain, and I'm an Allstar, maggots.

CK: **CK begins to break up as tears fall from his eyes** My name is Canadian... *sniff*... Canadian Kid... and I am an...

Lt. Pain: It's okay, you can say it.

Fleshie: Say what?

Bobbybob: Go on Ceekay, do it!

Canadian Kid wipes away the tears and takes a deep breath as he puffs his chest up and begins to speak...

CK: MY NAME IS CANADIAN KID, AND I'M AN ALLSTAR.

Fleshie: THE BAND IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!!

Bobbybob: Finally.

Fleshie: I get lead air guitar and lead lyp syncing!

CK: Fleshie, the Allstars...

Lt. Pain: Bobbybob has returned with a mission.

Bobbybob: Bobbybob's Allstars are making their comeback.

Fleshie: Why didn't you just say so???

CK: My name is Canadian Kid, and I am an Allstar.

Lt. Pain: My name is Lt. Pain, and I am an Allstar.

Lt. Pain, CK, and Bobbybob all look towards Fleshie.

Fleshie: What? You mean like Blues Brothers 2?

CK: It's the anniversary Fleshie. I am Canadian Kid, and I am an Allstar.

Fleshie: Wait a second here. What are you trying to tell me?

Fleshie looks into the eyes of his friends.

Fleshie: NO WAY! I can't believe it! *sniff* This is the best thing to ever happen to the CWF since about a year ago!

CK: So? Whaddaya say?

Fleshie: My name is Fleshbasher, and I'm an Allstar.

Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling as the three men and their midget embrace with a group hug.

Bobbybob: Bobbybob's Allstars are back to save the CWFe from boredom. Sorry Nocturnal Supremacy, sorry Knights, but some things in life just can't be stopped.

Fleshie: Like a walking zombie Belushi?

CK: This is too sweet.

Bobbybob's Allstars have begun....