Bobbybob: …Bobbybob's Allstars are back to save the CWFe from boredom. Sorry Nocturnal Supremacy, sorry Knights, but some things in life just can't be stopped.

Fleshie: Like a walking zombie Belushi?

CK: This is too sweet.

Suddenly, Man – wearing his three-piece suit and handsome wardobe comes running up to the scene.

Man: AGH! Look out Ceekay!!! It’s a Knight! Pain!!! Kill him!

Lt. Pain: I am no Knight. My name is Lt. Pain and I am an Allstar, maggot!

CK: My name is Canadian Kid. And I am an Allstar.

Man: Allstar?! What the… huh?! … Fleshbasher? I thought you- uhh… what?! Huh? What the hell is going on here?! Who the hell is this midget?!

Fleshie: Uhh… dude. Haven’t you been watching the card so far?! Man, you’re just not paying attention to what the hell is going on.

Man: CK… CK… are you… are you turning your back on the FJLF?! Everything we stand for?! And joining this “Allstar” thing?!

CK: Uhh… yeah. After all. What do you think the ‘F’ Stands for? FLESHIE!!!

Man: …Well… well… this is a total a shock… a total unscripted coincidence because…

My name is Nakedman. And I am an Allstar.

Man, or ‘Nakedman’ rips his shirt off. He unbuckles his pants, tosses them to the floor, slides off his underwear and exposed his bare body to the gathered group.

Bobbybob: AHHH! Hey! Not so close to me!!!

Fleshie: I’d call for a group hug… but… uhh… you’re naked and stuff.

Man: Indeed.

Lt. Pain: I am no Knight. My name is Lt. Pain and I am an Allstar!

CK: My name is Canadian Kid. And I am an Allstar!

Fleshie: My name is Fleshbasher, and I am… well… you know.

Man: My name is Nakedman, and I am an Allstar.

CK: Heh. This rules.

Man: Yeah… so more serious stuff… no more angry… no more clothes. Its all about fun. Fun and Nakedness!!!!

WOOO-HOOOO!!!