What do I spend half my fucking time sitting inf ront of a goddamn tv - or worse, computer screen - playing some stupid fucking game?
This is the facts. Computer games are fun. But they also drive you to the brink of genocide. You know those parents who are always complaining about video games being harmful to their children, or better yet, the ones that blame the video game for their son going out and stabbing a five-year-old to death? Well they're fucking right! It is the games fault. I want to fucking kill someone. Anyone. You. You'll do.
This is the lowdown on computer games developers.
They are sad, sad people who were bullied, abused, raped whatever at a young age. Thus, they concoct a masterplan to get back at the world. They create a game that will fuck you over every chance it gets. And the best bit? They'll make certain things about it fun. FUN. This means that you'll be led into the false allusion that you're having a good time playing whatever piece of shit it is that you're playing, and whenever something happens to completely ruin your enjoyment, you'll think "oh well, it'll get more fun soon." Some games are so much fun it's tempting to ignore the huge pain they cause but fuck that. And fuck computer games.
If you want to become a mass murderer then be sure to get the lastest fucking game for your stupif consol.
hey, you know what's even better? INTERNET GAMES. I love them like a hard cock.
Fuck you internet games. Here we have some absolte fucking dickface who wasn't good enough to be a real games developer (kind of like security guards who couldn't become policeman, but then there are some porper fucking cool security guards so whatever). Anyway, there's this dickless shitpiss sitting in his room, wanking to BBW porn and creating Star Lord. My, that game looks familar. OH MU FUCKING GOD, THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S SPACE INVADERS!! Well good fucking work dickface, you have succeded in proving to teh world that you are a cunt.
So sumarize:
1. If you play computer games, you will commit murder.
2. Games developrs are losers who want to strike back at teh world that so cruely abused then.
3. People who make internet games are lower than men who own trainsets.
Fuck off and die.