Here's the picture:
You're late. You're in a rush. You need a shit. It goes on forever.
Is this natures way of getting mankind back for fucking the planet over so badly? I think it is.
See, mankind have severely fucked over the world.Sure, the Sun will eventually go supanva and turn into a black hole and suck our whole galazy into it. That is inevitable. But weve made sure that Earth will be long-gone before that happens.
But this really isn't some environmental issue I wanted to chat about.
Nah.
Anyway, basically because what we, as a race, do to the world, mother nature decides to pay us back. Thus, whenever we're in a rush and need to do a shit and get it over with as quickly as possible, one of two things will happen.
1. The shit will take forever to come out. You'll have to push like a motherfucker to set it lose, which means your neck will hurt and you'll most liekly end up with a headache. And you'll be late.
2. The shit will come out easy enough, but it just won't stop. You could sit there for hours wiping and it'd still come out brown. Eventually you're just going to have to bite the bullet, stick a piece of tiolet paper between your arse and youe underwear and leave. And you'll be late.
Damn, mother nature. I know we're cunts, but did we really deserve that?!!
Dammit.