I wait outside the playground with a five-star boner
A hole in my pocket where my hand slides in
I'll be your chamberlain, little boy, don't you know
I'll groom your stool kid, it'll be so smooth
This ain't no disease
I ain't sick
I'm just sick of hearing your moral shit
'Cos I'm a childlord, baby
Childlord, that's right
I'll be the one to kiss your kids goodnight
Well I'm a childlord, baby
Childlord, oh yeah
I'll be the one to kiss your kids goodnight
Well I ain't got no prefference, either boy or girl
No it don't make no difference, hey, a kid's a kid, right? RIGHT!!
I bought a jungle gym, lemme tell ya, that works
Offer 'em some candy... and bung 'em in the back seat
What's wrong with me
Listen up
I got a terminal case of molesteritus
'Cos I'm a childlord, babay
Childlord, that's right
I'll be the one to kiss your kids goodnight
Well I'm a childlord, baby
Childlord, cheers mate
I'll be the one to kiss your kids good night
Just an old man out of time
I can't help it if they turn me on
Don't need no adult love, I've settled for kids
It's all so clear now, I'm a childlord
Childlord
I love 'em all
*solo: Trevor
'Cos I'm a childlord baby
Childlord, that's right
I'll be the one to kiss your kids goodnight
Well I'm a childlord, baby
Childlord, nice one mate
I'll be the one to kiss your kids goodnight